16 definitions by sunshiyong
The feeling one has after watching a movie containing martial arts fight scenes, leaving the viewer endowed with special martial arts abilities and the strong desire to practice them on someone.
The words 'Do not try this at home' do not make sense to someone who is on a Kung Fu high.
People on a Kung Fu high usually create their own sound effects when they kick or punch.
Those on a Kung Fu high more often than not, do NOT possess the power of Chuck Norris or Bruce Lee but in their mind they are true Kung Fu masters.
The words 'Do not try this at home' do not make sense to someone who is on a Kung Fu high.
People on a Kung Fu high usually create their own sound effects when they kick or punch.
Those on a Kung Fu high more often than not, do NOT possess the power of Chuck Norris or Bruce Lee but in their mind they are true Kung Fu masters.
Jack: Waaaa feel my Bruce Lee one-inch punch. WaPow!
Lee: Uh oh, looks like Jack's on a Kung Fu High.
Lee: Uh oh, looks like Jack's on a Kung Fu High.
by sunshiyong November 30, 2010
A hot girl, usually of Filipino descent. Intelligent, sexy and desirable. Goes a little crazy in the bedroom.
Guys fall in love with her and girls want to be her.
If someone displays those characteristics...
Guys fall in love with her and girls want to be her.
If someone displays those characteristics...
by sunshiyong October 21, 2010
Expressing your wild or sexy side before going in for the kill (foreplay).
Said with the rolling of the tongue 'R' sound and usually making claw-like gesture with the hand/s to imitate a TIGER-R-R!
Said with the rolling of the tongue 'R' sound and usually making claw-like gesture with the hand/s to imitate a TIGER-R-R!
by sunshiyong December 7, 2010
'keep digging' refers to when someone has just said something embarrasing or awkward and they are trying to get themselves out the situation by backpeddaling but they are just making the situation worse.
for related topic see dig a hole pass me a shovel and ground swallow me up
for related topic see dig a hole pass me a shovel and ground swallow me up
Frank: Hey when's the baby due?
Mary: I'm not pregnant.
Frank: Of course you're not...errr...you look really good
Mary: You're digging a hole
Frank: Uh-huh oh by the way did I forget to mention your hair looks nice
Mary: yeah? keep digging!
Frank: Ok I'll see you round...I mean around.
Mary: I'm not pregnant.
Frank: Of course you're not...errr...you look really good
Mary: You're digging a hole
Frank: Uh-huh oh by the way did I forget to mention your hair looks nice
Mary: yeah? keep digging!
Frank: Ok I'll see you round...I mean around.
by sunshiyong November 23, 2010
That toilet deposit that just won't flush but prefers to bask in the bathroom light floating on the surface.
Floaters have different levels according to the amount of flushes required to make them go down.
Some people give up and leave them for others to find.
It is 2nd only to an actual holy crap.
Floaters have different levels according to the amount of flushes required to make them go down.
Some people give up and leave them for others to find.
It is 2nd only to an actual holy crap.
by sunshiyong December 8, 2010
A quip or remark at the expense of someone considered to possess little or no culture or intelligence. It's usually made by nerds, geeks or prudish females.
The remark is often made as an insult by someone who is disapproving of a persons actions or crude or primitive comments etc
However, ironically the intended insult often confuses the recipient and therefore is mistakenly taken as a compliment. Thus it's not uncommon for the recipient to respond with "thank you".
The remark is often made as an insult by someone who is disapproving of a persons actions or crude or primitive comments etc
However, ironically the intended insult often confuses the recipient and therefore is mistakenly taken as a compliment. Thus it's not uncommon for the recipient to respond with "thank you".
Un-civilized man sitting with at a bar with two girls. He tries hitting on one girl way out of his league, by groping her to which the other girl shouts (in defence of her friend) "You Philistine!".
"Thanks" he replies only to have his face slapped by the girl he groped and the contents of her drink poured over his head.
"Thanks" he replies only to have his face slapped by the girl he groped and the contents of her drink poured over his head.
by sunshiyong November 24, 2010
Ground swallow me up or GSMU is a phrase which sums up the overall desire to escape an embarrasing or awkward situation.
While the request for a time-machine might seem a more dignified approach to being swallowed up by the ground which seems a cruel fate. GSMU is more fitting to identify feelings of desperation and guilt.
for related topic see awkward, dig a hole and keep digging
While the request for a time-machine might seem a more dignified approach to being swallowed up by the ground which seems a cruel fate. GSMU is more fitting to identify feelings of desperation and guilt.
for related topic see awkward, dig a hole and keep digging
Susan: OMG have you seen Jenny? She has the fattest ass ever!
Claire: You mean Jenny who's stood right behind you?
Susan: Ground swallow me up
Claire: You mean Jenny who's stood right behind you?
Susan: Ground swallow me up
by sunshiyong November 23, 2010