stockman09's definitions

bagholder

Noun. An investor, usually in the stock market, who's hanging on to his stock, which has plummeted appreciably.

Mo: "Kevin, did you dump that piece of shit stock yet?"
Kevin: "No, I forgot all about it. I closed my eyes for a second and when i woke up from my nap it was down 2 points."
Mo: "Oh man, you're a fukkin bagholder now. That shit's worthless. Why'd you listen to the pumptards?"
Kevin: "I know, I know. Ugh, I'm losin it...."

by stockman09 March 21, 2010

gunned up

To possess large arms; when one's arms are particularly large.... for instance after lifting weights. Derived from the word "guns" (or arms).

Tamara: "Nick, where have been all fukkin' day?"
Nick: "Chill out, big girl. I've been pumpin' some iron."
Tamara: "I can tell. You look all gunned up, you handsome devil."

by stockman09 August 20, 2007

truthing it

To tell the truth about something; to be honest....

Joe: "Yo dude, did you smack that chick for lying to you about her cell being lost?"
Nick: "No man, I couldn't. She was truthing it. I called up Verizon and checked up on her ass."

by stockman09 August 13, 2007

pucky

Interjection. Bullshit. Used to express disagreement.

Christian: "Where did Steve go? Where is he?"
Joe: "Why'd you have to go fuck HIM up for?"
Christian: "It was nothing. There was no reason for any of it."
Joe: "Oh, pucky! You had it out for him since day one. Now if you wanna know where he is, I wanna know why."

by stockman09 January 23, 2011

face

To receive an "F" as a grade. As receiving an "A" is referring to as an ace, receiving an "F" is referred to as a face.

Nick: "Holy shit, brozay, I think i really fukked up that test."
Joe: "You passed though, right?"
Nick: "Dude, I don't know...I think I might've faced that shit."

by stockman09 January 13, 2008

hug and hold

Verb. The act of hugging someone and holding the hug, rather than hugging superficially, or hugging and patting the person a few times on the back.

Phil (after being hugged by Justin): "Wow Kevin, you must really miss me. That was some hug and hold."
Kevin: "I know I know...I haven't seen you in so long."

by stockman09 May 28, 2010

urbandictionaried

To have submitted and been approved for publication by urbandictionary.com

Tom: "Yo shitface, I just thought of a great word for urbandictionary.com. -"broesy"
Bill: "Get fukkin' real. I urbandictionaried that weeks ago."

by stockman09 August 3, 2007