stockman09's definitions

bratsitting

verb bratsit, bratsitting. To babysit for someone who's a brat. Similar to babysitting, but limited to brats.

Gennady: "Socrates, are you bratsitting for Kev tonite?"
Socrates: "Yeah, the only thing that seems to keep that kid quiet is money."

by stockman09 July 23, 2010

cace

To receive a "C" as a grade....as receiving an "A" is referred to as an ace, a "C" is a cace.

Ron: "Shit, mofoesy, I didn't do that well on that test."
Jim: "You didn't ace it, brozay?"
Ron (laughing): "You kidding? No way. I'm lucky if I caced it."

by stockman09 January 13, 2008

gayer than a box of birds

adjective. Gay; flitty, to an obvious degree

Steve: "Are you serious, dude? Chris is a fag? I had no idea?"
Jo: "Are you kidding? He's gayer than a box of birds."

by stockman09 April 13, 2011

rappathetic

adj. The monotonous, unnatural, and PATHETIC use of rap while having a conversation with another

Alex: "So what's been going on?"
Payam: "I be tossin', enforcin', my style is awesome
I'm causin more Family Feuds than Richard Dawson
And the survey said - you're dead
Fatal flying guillotine chops off your fuckin' head"
Kevin: "Yo, stfu with that rappathetic shit already, brozay. You're givin' me a headache."

by stockman09 January 13, 2009

hug and pat

Noun, verb. A hug, followed by a pat on the back. The act of hugging someone, then patting him or her on the back.

Travis (after getting a hug and pat from Alex): "Brozay, what's with the hug and pat? I thought we were a little tighter than that."
Alex: "Well, think again."

by stockman09 May 28, 2010

mofoesy

A friendly or joking way to refer to someone as a mother fucker. "Mofoesy" removes any element of anger associated with the word "mofo". This term can only be taken by the receiver in a light-hearted manner. Whereas one might nickname a friend named "Jones" as "Jonesy" the same kind of affability applies when substituting mofoesy for mofo.

"yo mofoesy, what you up to?"

by stockman09 June 27, 2007

fold and reuse

While in the midst of wiping one's tush after defecating, the act of wiping, then folding the toilet tissue over to reuse it.

Brian: "Man, I was taking a dump in the school bathroom the other day...and it wasn't a very good one. I was wiping and wiping and wiping and still had to wipe more but I was running low on toilet paper."
Joe: "What'd you do....fold and reuse?"
Brian: "Uh YEAAAAAH.....did I have any other choice?!"

by stockman09 March 3, 2008