stockman09's definitions

afrotic

Adj. Having an afro; pertaining to the curly, kinky style of one's hair

Evan: "Does Troy still have his afro?"
Alex: "I think so.... when i saw him he looked fairly afrotic."

by stockman09 May 11, 2008

respect the tv

Having consideration upon entering a room where a person is engaged in watching tv.....

Jimmy, upon entering the family room where Alex is watching tv: "Alex, did you finish that homework?"
Alex (annoyed at being interrupted while watching Lost): "Dad! Respect the tv, huh?"

by stockman09 May 11, 2008

popping corn

farting; releasing gas in small bursts in a short amount of time

Joe's butt (in the middle of the night): "rip...rip....rip....rip...."
Bill: "Dude, I'm trying to sleep...would you stop popping corn over there?"

by stockman09 March 20, 2008

fold and reuse

While in the midst of wiping one's tush after defecating, the act of wiping, then folding the toilet tissue over to reuse it.

Brian: "Man, I was taking a dump in the school bathroom the other day...and it wasn't a very good one. I was wiping and wiping and wiping and still had to wipe more but I was running low on toilet paper."
Joe: "What'd you do....fold and reuse?"
Brian: "Uh YEAAAAAH.....did I have any other choice?!"

by stockman09 March 3, 2008

bace

To receive a "B" as a grade...the natural progression after "ace", or an "A".

Joe: "Yo broesy, you ace that test?"
Evan: "Nah, didn't study that hard. Baced it though."

by stockman09 January 13, 2008

cace

To receive a "C" as a grade....as receiving an "A" is referred to as an ace, a "C" is a cace.

Ron: "Shit, mofoesy, I didn't do that well on that test."
Jim: "You didn't ace it, brozay?"
Ron (laughing): "You kidding? No way. I'm lucky if I caced it."

by stockman09 January 13, 2008

dace

To receive a "D" as a grade. As receiving an "A" is referred to as an ace, a "D" is referred to as a dace.

Paul: "Carl, did you fuck up that chemistry test?"
Carl: "Well...not totally. I think I daced it."

by stockman09 January 13, 2008