stockman09's definitions

peeing out the bottom

Verb. When one has to pee and is wearing a pair of shorts with no zipper or buttons, rather than pulling down the top of his shorts and pulling his weiner over the waist of the shorts to pee, he chooses to pull his weiner out and pee by pulling the bottom of his shorts to one side.

Joe (standing next to and watching Tom pee at a public urinal): Yo brozay, what are you doing over there? Don't you just pull your shorts down to pee?"
Tom: "No man, this is soooo much easier. I'm peeing out the bottom. Much less of a hassle."

by stockman09 June 25, 2010

rappathetic

Adjective to describe the "pathetic" manner in which a person always attempts to speak in "rap".

Kevin: "Hey, what's up, Payam?"
Payam: "Well, I got a lot of loot and I ain't lookin' for a lady
And you can never pay me I'm from Uptown baby
I wake up in the mornin' take a piss and wash my hands..."
Kevin: "Ok,ok...enough with the rappathetic shit."

by stockman09 September 27, 2008

bace

To receive a "B" as a grade...the natural progression after "ace", or an "A".

Joe: "Yo broesy, you ace that test?"
Evan: "Nah, didn't study that hard. Baced it though."

by stockman09 January 13, 2008

buttockals

The buttocks. The fleshy, cushiony, and sexually stimulating protrusions on both the male and female backsides, strategically located between the lower back and the hamstrings.

Daneesha: "Hey girl, check out mah man, Raj. Dag, that nigga's got some buttockals..."
Kaneesha: "I'm feelin' you, baby. Only person on this damn earth with finer ones is Serena...."

by stockman09 August 12, 2007

squeeze factor

(noun) The amount of effort one has to put forth while taking a dump. The more constipated, the higher the squeeze factor.

Joe (after coming out of the bathroom): "Yo brozay, what's on tv?"
Bill: "Yo, you just missed two shows. Wtf were you doing in there anyway. Are you ok?"
Joe: "Yeah, man. I'm a little uh....how shall we say, backed up. There was a high squeeze factor involved in that dump."

by stockman09 January 21, 2010

scoopable

Adj. Able to be scooped, grabbed or snatched.

Evan: "What do you think about buying XYZ stock here?"
Steve: "I think it's been hit by some tax-loss selling which makes it pretty scoopable. I like it."

by stockman09 December 18, 2010

verbal volleyball

To argue back and forth with another, lobbing insults while doing so.

Nick: "Mary, we fucked, but I never promised you anything more, so stop being such a cunt."
Mary: "You're nothing but a two-timing low-life sign maker, Nick."
Nick: "If you want to continue this game of verbal volleyball, it'll have to be later, honey. I've gotta get to a meeting."

by stockman09 November 18, 2007