30 definitions by staccato brainstem

ridge runner

A really stupid fuckin' hick.

Them dirty rotten ridge runners have more cars in their front yard than a fuckin' car dealer!

by staccato brainstem February 15, 2005

fuckadoodle-doo

A blow-off term that is used when one does not care at all.

I just won tickets to the Star Trek convention!
Oh, fuckadoodle-doo! Who cares, dweeb?

by staccato brainstem February 12, 2005

technicolor burp

To vomit profusely, usually in many colors.

Sal's technicolor burp fucked up the bathroom rug!

by staccato brainstem February 14, 2005

Satan

The guy to whom the Stones give sympathy (they call him the devil).

Pleased to meet you
Won't you turn my way?

by staccato brainstem February 15, 2005

step on a duck

A really loud, smelly fart that almost sounds like a quack.

WHOA...who stepped on a duck?! It fuckin' stinks in here!

by staccato brainstem February 13, 2005

punching the bald clown

Yet another term for jerking off, it also is one of the funniest ones.

Mattnever gets laid cuz he'd rather punch the bald clown.

by staccato brainstem February 12, 2005

duck

An annoying girlfriend/wife that quacks you up.

That duck of mine, all she does is QUACK, QUACK, QUACK!!!

by staccato brainstem February 18, 2005