spot's definitions

Waffle

The waffle-shaped bottom of a Red Wing (or other) workboot.

Don't make me put this size 13 waffle on your neck!

by Spot May 4, 2004

gay marriage

The single all important issue of the 2004 election. So important that when it was dangled in front of their noses, the country forgot all about the other issues.

Well, it's 2008 and the country's bankrupt, 90% of the manufacturing jobs have gone to mexico, there's a massive crisis in the healthcare industry, environmental regulations are set back 100 years, 5000 soldiers have died in the Iraqi civil war, and gas is up to 4.99/gallon.

But at least queers can't get married. I was worried about that. Thank god George W. Bush is a man of faith.

by spot November 12, 2004

pirate style

After recieving oral sex, you jiz in the girls eye, punch her in the mouth, and kick out her leg. Then she proceeds to jump around on one leg, holding her eye going Arrgh Arrgh

I just gave it to that girl, pirate style.

by Spot March 9, 2004

iraqinam

A pointless, costly, unwinnable war in the desert in 2003 that largely resembles another pointless, costly, unwinnable war in the jungle in 1969.

I'm so glad that the "shock and awe" tactics worked, and that we actually found the WMD's. I was worried that it would turn into Iraqinam!

by spot May 19, 2004

potty.org

A place where you go to learn about toilets, and the things in them.

Hey where can I find out some stuff about toilets?

Potty.org

by Spot March 9, 2004

duesch

Someone who is a jackass, dickhead, cocky, or a jeffrey.

Hey jeffrey, stop being a duesch.

by Spot March 9, 2004

Dumbchoodawoggin

The act or state of being a log and pudding at the same time while holding your leg with your left hand and making loud honking noises through your nose.

Eugene was kirking so bad last night he pulled a total dumbchoodawoggin.

by Spot January 12, 2005