spot's definitions

pro-choice

A social disposition that concludes that the only thing worse than abortion is the government having the authority to tell you whether you will/will not have one.

Many, if not most pro-choice believers do not relish abortion, but are committed to keeping the government out of our bedrooms, sex lives, and nurseries.

Although to a typical black/white, bible-thumping, attack dog anti-choice fundie, this automatically means that a pro-choicer not only loves abortions, but has obviously had several. Not true.

I got my ex-wife pregnant when I was 20, and we *CHOSE* to keep it; and have another.

by spot August 24, 2004

red stater

A citizen of any state whose electoral votes went to a republican in tbe last election. So-called because of network news' electoral maps. Interestingly, the populations in red states have lower than average IQs, lower than average earnings, underfunded public schools, higher rates of poverty, homelessness, disease and crime; and every "red state" in the country recieves more federal funding than it pays (read:welfare).

Red staters are easy to spot. They drive 30 miles to Wal Mart to save .08 on a jar of mustard. That is, when they're not burning a cross on their neighbor's yard because he didn't go to church this week; or beating up n*ggers, gays or jews. They believe they're God's chosen even though they're lucky if they make more than $6.00/hour working the drive through at Hardee's.

by spot December 13, 2004

iraqinam

A pointless, costly, unwinnable war in the desert in 2003 that largely resembles another pointless, costly, unwinnable war in the jungle in 1969.

I'm so glad that the "shock and awe" tactics worked, and that we actually found the WMD's. I was worried that it would turn into Iraqinam!

by spot May 19, 2004

potty.org

A place where you go to learn about toilets, and the things in them.

Hey where can I find out some stuff about toilets?

Potty.org

by Spot March 9, 2004

pirate style

After recieving oral sex, you jiz in the girls eye, punch her in the mouth, and kick out her leg. Then she proceeds to jump around on one leg, holding her eye going Arrgh Arrgh

I just gave it to that girl, pirate style.

by Spot March 9, 2004

as a friend

How the hottest woman at the party likes you.

You wouldn't believe how many sexxy chicks I'm "friends" with.

by spot August 23, 2004

strike

What the noble union members do when corporate bitches go too far. A strike is a muscle that needs to be flexed occasionally, to keep those greedy, money-grubbing freaks in check. Unions/strikes are the ONLY reason we are not all eraning $1/day for work today.

God bless the Teamsters, AFL-CIO, and the UAW! WOOOOOT! 11111!

by spot July 7, 2004