76 definitions by spanky

Swiatched

amazing freestyler

i know you wannabe a swiatched when i comes to rap

by spanky September 26, 2003

dreamcatcher

a rag you use to clean yourself up after ahaving a jizzdream

*dreaming* ooo yeah, suck it baby
CREAM!!!
*wake up*
oh shit i creamed myself, where's my dream catcher?

by spanky July 10, 2003

lockdown

jail

johnny done fucked up, he's in lockdown now

by spanky July 23, 2003

yo mama

yo mama so fat, you gotta take two trains and a bus to get on her good side
yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund
yo mama so poor, i saw her kicking a can down the street, i asked what she's doin, she says "movin"

yo mama got the glass eye with the fish in it

by spanky July 10, 2003

Shamoke

A barbarian mercenary general in ancient China who historically accomplished next to nothing. In the Sanguoyanyi, he killed a dying, retreating general (Gan Ning) with an arrow to the back of the head, only to be killed by Zhou Tai in a duel while retreating himself.

Dear God, someone put a stop to all the Shamoke topics!

by spanky April 9, 2005

noswot

see the definition for towson

i'm from noswot, the prep capital of the world.

by spanky April 3, 2005

rut

The space between a vagina and the asshole.

I was punding my girlfriend in the vag when i slipped across the rut and up her poop chute.

by spanky March 11, 2005