14 definitions by snappy's

wisenheimer

a wise ass, generally a nebbish male trying to get over with a humorous, but usually feeble attempt to make someone else the butt of the joke. Wisenhemiers are usually called out and decsribed as such.

youz a f'in wisenheimer and you're gonna end up wit yer dick in yer mouth.

by snappy's February 2, 2008

wangster

someone extremely proficient in the use of a penis.

He's a primo wangster.
She's a wangster machine.

by snappy's February 6, 2008

bellicheat

verb: to spy on someone else, usually with video. private dick.
noun: someone who spies on someone else using video.
Derivation: Bill Bellichik, coach of New England Patriots

Hey dude, better watch out the old lady don't bellicheat ya while you're over at the girlfriend's.
Gotta be careful cause the old lady's got a bellicheat on me.

by snappy's February 5, 2008

blue dress

fellatio, bj. Derivation: Monica Lewinsky

Sweetie, how bout a blue dress session?

by snappy's February 5, 2008

hershey kisses

dark, puffy nipples on a woman of color.

I've love to nibble on those Hershey kisses.

by snappy's February 2, 2008

racetrack

a shaved vagina. Derived from "grass won't grow on a racetrack."

The papparazzi got some pics of Brittany's racetrack.

by snappy's February 5, 2008

McCainnibal

John McCain's ability to eat, chew, and spit out his Republican opponents without remorse.

He'll McCainnibal Romney by Super Tuesday.

by snappy's February 2, 2008