It was the neighbor's cat, not an arab terrorist you fucking retard. Holster that cock extension before somebody gets hurt.
by Skid Mark VZ May 09, 2007
Get the cock extensionmug. Today I woke up with morning oak that I could have used to fuck a sea lion with. I thought my dick was going to explode.
by Skid Mark VZ June 30, 2007
Get the Morning oakmug. colorful description of when, through the incompetence, cowardice, or possibly malice of others, you are rendered helpless, screwed over, or at the very least, publicly made a fool of.
Matt just looked at me when those two samoans demanded an apology. So I'm just standing there with my dick swinging in the wind, having no idea who really slapped that girl's ass.
by skid mark vz December 15, 2007
Get the dick swinging in the windmug. A United States senator busted for soliciting anonymous gay mens-room sex while publicly condemning such acts (Larry Craig, R Id). Such a person is:
1.) run out of the government by his "allies" in the nutcase right
2.) condemned as a hypocrite by the gay/lesbian community
3.) pointed to and laughed at by everybody else
1.) run out of the government by his "allies" in the nutcase right
2.) condemned as a hypocrite by the gay/lesbian community
3.) pointed to and laughed at by everybody else
Senator Blumkin's career came to a screeching halt during the summer of '07, but his legend shall live on in infamy.
by skid mark vz September 17, 2007
Get the Senator Blumkinmug. The results of a violent, messy collision or mishap involving the entanglement of two or more persons
Around that last turn I ran into some snowboarder and it was elbows and assholes down the rest of the friggen mountain.
by skid mark vz September 17, 2007
Get the elbows and assholesmug. A person court ordered to attend AA meetings who never speaks and stays only long enough to get their slip signed by the chair person.
"Hi, I'm Jim and I'm an alcoholic. I'd just like to listen today."
"Slip signer," the rest of the room thinks in unison.
"Slip signer," the rest of the room thinks in unison.
by Skid Mark VZ December 18, 2008
Get the slip signermug. Throwing your own feces and something or someone. This requires an anger of such a magnitude that it actually reduces oneself to the mentality of a previous evolutionary state.
I hated that opening band so much that I actually pulled an angry chimp. It splattered on the bass player
by skid mark vz February 23, 2008
Get the angry chimpmug.