sj0r's definitions

hit

to speak to someone one likes in order to gain some form of sexual arousal

Man, he is so hitting on her.

by sj0r April 27, 2003

kiddies

1) Insult used for people who seem to think that they are hard, whereas in reality they are 11 year olds who want to 'make sex' with Nikki Webster
2) sj0r's sex-objects

1) fkn kiddies always hanging off my trying to get me to tell them how much of a fwiend of theirs I am...
2) Oh mmman! Oh mmmmmmaaan!!! Oh My God!! Oh! Ohh! OOOOHHHHHH!!!!

by sj0r June 13, 2003

effck

What is said by people who are too goody-goody to say "fuck"

A: I am soo effcking tired
B: STFU!
(See STFU)

by sj0r April 28, 2003

reject

Someone who was told to get the fuck away from their 'friends' (or so they thought), and go and suddenly try to hang with other people who they think will accept them. This means that they considered this other group people to 'fall back on' if stuff fails with their not-friends. Huge insult if a reject comes crawling to you. Normally rejects get really depressed'-n-stuff' after being rejected twice.

That reject keeps following us around everywhere! Someone tell that wanabe to piss off!

by sj0r April 30, 2003

stupidhead

someone who has no fucking clue about anything.

You are a stupidhead.

by sj0r April 27, 2003

Norway

Not to be confused with Sweden. Despite having very cold winters, is the best place in the world. If you aren't there right now, go there. A country that nobody hates. The women are hot, but not sluts.

Possibly the only way to improve Norway would be to make a couple of bigger cities. Oslo is the biggest city, though isn't really that big at all. If you want a modest town that reflects the perfect Norwegian way of life, go to Trondheim. All Norway needs is one or two cities the size of Brisbane or Melbourne.

Norwegian people are:
As easy-going as Australians, though as gracious as the British.
As not-caring as the Americans, though as courteous as the, erm, British.
As skilled as the Australians, though as modest as the Australians. (hehe)
As outgoing as the Americans, though as respectful as the Kiwis.
As attractive as the Swedish, though as un-slutty as the Asexuals.

Mummy! Mummy! Can I go to Norway?

by sj0r December 9, 2003

shim

1) An ugly female that looks like a man.

I was just speaking to the queen of England. Damn that shim was bitchy!

by sj0r April 27, 2003