shrek is our lord and saviour's definitions

ruby

a jewel that used to be in Minecraft but was replaced by emerald after the ruby faded away with the other half of the universe when thanos snapped his fingers

ruby: I don't feel so good

by shrek is our lord and saviour October 2, 2018

garden hose

a lethal weapon used in world war 2, the only person worthy enough to wield such power is Minecraft steve, sadly Minecraft steve switched sideds during infinity war to kill shrek our lord and saviour

lil jimmy, put that garden hose down and no one gets hurt

by shrek is our lord and saviour October 2, 2018

roblox guest

the living embodiment of yeastiness, it can yeast over everyone, the only one who can stop this madness is god himself, shrek

HELLA YEAST IT'S A ROBLOX GUEST

by shrek is our lord and saviour October 2, 2018

rice gum plant

a plant of a yeast youtuber that can only be obtained one posable way, you must go into an abandoned school with snake monsters, get the gum rip your organs out and put it in a snake monster so you become it, then ride a tree then die then get the gum off a house and die then get a pumpkin seed from a Minecraft store then get a cloning machine and die then get some rice and there you go

i'm growing rice gum plants

by shrek is our lord and saviour October 2, 2018

donkey

a stupid yeaster that wants to be friends with shrek, but donkey is to ugly so he can't be one with shrek

urr look it da ugly donkey donker

by shrek is our lord and saviour October 2, 2018

sharden shose

a shrekian version of the garden hose, after shrek rose from the dead in infinity war from a fellow shrekian who brought shrek back to life by watching every shrek movie in order (including the forbidden shrek 5 in area 51), shrek used the shrarden shose to attempt to kill Minecraft steve but shrek realised needed a shrekfinity gauntlet, shrek snapped his yeasty fingers and half the universe was gone including Minecraft steve

sharden shose is so yeastetdet

by shrek is our lord and saviour October 2, 2018

32nd vietnam war

a war primarily based of fruuit cake which was used in the second Vietnam war to leave the patient in suspended motion for 76.7 years and a brain tumour, a cure was made eventually by jimmy neutron jr, the cure was called taco bell cake

I was in the 32nd Vietnam war, it was a real tough fight with that fruuit cake

by shrek is our lord and saviour October 3, 2018