sandspit's definitions

grueller

noun: an individual who has no resources, and even less dignity...but has no hesitation in spending yours.

alvin is such a grueller, i lent him my vise-grips and duct tape to fix his car and he sold them for 2 dollars at Venice Beach! wtf?!

by sandspit September 24, 2007

grovel

verb: west coast slang. to stop at no lengths to get sexual with a chick.

shit, it took a fifth of tequila and 3 o'clock in the morning to get her in bed! and i barely even grovelled her tits before she passed-out. to grovel

by sandspit September 24, 2007

faguille

Faguille (noun, verb); noun-a man who is attempting to seduce a boy. verb-the act of attempting to seduce a boy.

There was something almost faguilling about how the middle-aged clown interacted with the kids. Faguille

by sandspit July 31, 2007

didactile

didactile (noun); someone who is always telling everyone how it is. know-it-all.

Alvin was such a freakin' didactile he had no friends at all.

by sandspit July 31, 2007

LeGrande

noun, verb: complete fuck-up. total idiot. to screw-up to the max.

Alvin pulled a full legrande when he tried to light the pilot in the water heater...well he burned down the house.

the guy that tried to drive his jeep across the river wasn't just a legrande, he was a JOHN legrande! LOL

by sandspit November 25, 2007

towel butt

noun: a young woman at the beach, or elsewhere that has a really excellent butt, but thinks she's fat so she hides said butt from view. essentially denying us all from appreciating aformentioned butt.

dude! that insane tan blubru just pulled a full towel butt on us...lame!

by sandspit September 17, 2007

spoon boy

any adult male that because he was denied the bonding nature of breast-feeding as an infant has certain unresolved issues, and or specific behavioral traits.

'OMG! Alvin is such a spoon boy...on our second date, he not only demanded that I drive, but that I fix his hair before we went out!'

by sandspit November 25, 2007