sandspit's definitions

shoulder hopping

beach slang, the act of cutting a surfer off at the end of a wave, when there is no power left.

"Alvin is a shoulder hopping sponger!"

by sandspit October 25, 2007

uber-awesome

beyond anything you have seen before, or could have imagined. divine beauty.

"dude, i was cruising the 'net and came across the most uber-awesome blue-bru babe Amber Chaos!!! wth? have you ever seen her?"

by sandspit April 30, 2013

pennis elbow

conventional usage: short-term musculo-skeletal condition brought on by excessive masturbation, affecting active arm.

modern usage: short-term musculo-skeletal condition brought on by excessive masturbation, affecting mouse/pointer arm.

Joe: 'Poor Alvin, two weeks after he got high-speed internet he had pennis elbow in both arms!'

Theresa: 'god, what a spanky dolittle, he must be exhausterbated!

by sandspit November 25, 2007

rag-doll

west coast beach slang. the act of getting flailled around by large ocean waves.

whoa! i got totally rag-dolled on that set. rag-doll

by sandspit September 24, 2007

molester aura

intangible, but ever-present vibe that surrounds someone who's just-not-right, in that way.

Sabrina: "The guy sitting in front of me at the airport looks like he rapes children with fire pokers. Yeah, I am judging this guy and you would too 'cause he is filled with molester aura."

by sandspit December 26, 2009

barrelled

west coast beach slang, getting a sick tube ride.

whoa! mario just got barrelled for five seconds on that wave!

by sandspit October 25, 2007

scoob

noun: tactless guys that approach girls to hook-up.

omg did you see that scoob spill his beer on himself while was asking me out?! hilarious!

by sandspit September 17, 2007