sam's definitions

Meat Missile

A large penis, also known as a veiny bangstick, hampton, or johnson.

His meat missile was no exception, as it was 10 inches long.

by Sam September 3, 2003

The Velvet Underground

Do not listen to the lies one of the other commenters told you. yes, angus and malcolm young were in a band called the velvet underground, but it had no relation to the 60's punk band of the same name. though they are damn awesome

The Velvet Underground was endorsed by Andy Warhol

by sam December 9, 2004

edbore

The sound a penis makes when you masturbate too HARD.

My penis edbored last night.

by Sam February 28, 2005

Bjork

Björk is that musical artist from Iceland. Her parents were hippies. Her sounds, lyrics, videos, and behavior are outlandish... Icelanish. NEways this page is turning into a debate thread on her quality. Love her or Hate her. I've acquired a taste for the random... and she is that.

I'm Björk... my perspective on everything is out there, sometimes gibberish and non-relative.

by sam November 4, 2004