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Jules Winnfield
A character from Pulp Fiction portrayed by Samuel L. Jackson.
Jules was a hitman / assassin / hired goon working
for Marcellus Wallace until he and his partner;
Vincent Vega witnessed, what Jules refers to as,
Divine Intervention where they were shot at but none of
the bullets hit.
Now Jules "walks the Earth". Vincent calls him a bum
for doing this.
He has a variant of The Bibles chapter Ezekiel 25:17
memorised, which he recites before killing someone.
As its some "chill shit" to say to someone before they die,
not because he's religious.
He doesn't eat pork, because pig is a filthy animal, not
because he's Jewish or Muslim
He owns a Bad Motherfucker wallet.
Also, apparently he's the "foot fuckin' master"
and he's cool like The Fonz
A character from Pulp Fiction portrayed by Samuel L. Jackson.
Jules was a hitman / assassin / hired goon working
for Marcellus Wallace until he and his partner;
Vincent Vega witnessed, what Jules refers to as,
Divine Intervention where they were shot at but none of
the bullets hit.
Now Jules "walks the Earth". Vincent calls him a bum
for doing this.
He has a variant of The Bibles chapter Ezekiel 25:17
memorised, which he recites before killing someone.
As its some "chill shit" to say to someone before they die,
not because he's religious.
He doesn't eat pork, because pig is a filthy animal, not
because he's Jewish or Muslim
He owns a Bad Motherfucker wallet.
Also, apparently he's the "foot fuckin' master"
and he's cool like The Fonz
Jules Winnfield quotes:
"What" ain't no country I've ever heard of, they speak English in What?
Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?
Shit negro! That's all you had to say!
Big Kahuna burger?! I hear they have some tasty burgers.
Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
Tell that bitch to chill out!
Say "Bitch be cool" !
English motherfucker! Do you speak it?!
I'm a mushroom cloud layin' motherfucker, motherfucker!
Everytime my fingers touch brain I'm superfly T.N.T,
I'm the Guns of the Navarone
Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.
Shut the fuck up, fat man!
"What" ain't no country I've ever heard of, they speak English in What?
Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?
Shit negro! That's all you had to say!
Big Kahuna burger?! I hear they have some tasty burgers.
Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
Tell that bitch to chill out!
Say "Bitch be cool" !
English motherfucker! Do you speak it?!
I'm a mushroom cloud layin' motherfucker, motherfucker!
Everytime my fingers touch brain I'm superfly T.N.T,
I'm the Guns of the Navarone
Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.
Shut the fuck up, fat man!
by rzhhhh July 12, 2010
Get the Jules Winnfieldmug. The car, or other land vehicle, you and your bros travel around in, transporting you all between your crazy bro adventures.
Certainly helps if said vehicle was made by Land Rover
May also be referred to as a bromobile
Certainly helps if said vehicle was made by Land Rover
May also be referred to as a bromobile
Me and the lads took the land brover all over the city looking for some chicken
The trusty land brover
Good ol' land brover
Get your hands off our land brover bitch
The trusty land brover
Good ol' land brover
Get your hands off our land brover bitch
by rzhhhh June 14, 2011
Get the Land Brovermug. the Waltz - noun
to Waltz - verb
1. A dance.
A type of ballroom dance, performed in closed position.
Is usually a slow dance, though some types can be performed to faster paced music.
Characterized by gliding movements.
This dance is very old and pre-dates the 1600's
If you perform the Waltz with your partner (or friend) then one of the following is likely to be the case:
- You are of high class
- You are extremely rich
- You and your partner are very much in love
- You and your friend are making other people jealous
- If you are a woman; You are dancing with a gentleman
- If you are a man; You are dancing with a lady
2. A form of music
3. In alternate verb form, to walk around the place as if you own it (bonus points if you do actually own it).
People will think you are a prick if you do this, which is all the more reason to do it.
to Waltz - verb
1. A dance.
A type of ballroom dance, performed in closed position.
Is usually a slow dance, though some types can be performed to faster paced music.
Characterized by gliding movements.
This dance is very old and pre-dates the 1600's
If you perform the Waltz with your partner (or friend) then one of the following is likely to be the case:
- You are of high class
- You are extremely rich
- You and your partner are very much in love
- You and your friend are making other people jealous
- If you are a woman; You are dancing with a gentleman
- If you are a man; You are dancing with a lady
2. A form of music
3. In alternate verb form, to walk around the place as if you own it (bonus points if you do actually own it).
People will think you are a prick if you do this, which is all the more reason to do it.
1. It's a dance. No examples here....
2. The following songs are 20th Century Waltzes:
- Friends and Lovers (Both to Each Other)
- At This Moment
- Three Times a Lady
- Take It to the Limit
- Time in a Bottle
Look em up
3.
A: Look at that fucking cunt Waltzing around like he owns the place!
B: What a twat, sucks even more how he does actually own this place!
A&B continue to be pissed off for hours on end.
2. The following songs are 20th Century Waltzes:
- Friends and Lovers (Both to Each Other)
- At This Moment
- Three Times a Lady
- Take It to the Limit
- Time in a Bottle
Look em up
3.
A: Look at that fucking cunt Waltzing around like he owns the place!
B: What a twat, sucks even more how he does actually own this place!
A&B continue to be pissed off for hours on end.
by rzhhhh August 25, 2009
Get the Waltzmug. Morbo - noun
1. Short for Morbidly Obese.
Refers to a person who is far too fat for their own good.
And possibly the well being of those around them.
2. An Alien from the cartoon series Futurama created by Matt Groening.
He is green and has a large head, clearly denoting the size of his awesome brain.
He is a news reporter and works with a woman called Linda, who he refers to as human female
1. Short for Morbidly Obese.
Refers to a person who is far too fat for their own good.
And possibly the well being of those around them.
2. An Alien from the cartoon series Futurama created by Matt Groening.
He is green and has a large head, clearly denoting the size of his awesome brain.
He is a news reporter and works with a woman called Linda, who he refers to as human female
1.
A: Look at that fat cunt over there...
B: God damn, that's a Morbo, never mind fat.
A: Better call in that Air Strike...
2.
Morbo: Morbo DEMANDS an answer to the following question:
If you saw a delicious candy in the hands of a small child.
Would you SEIZE AND CONSUME IT?!
Morbo: PATHETIC HUMANS, PREPARE TO WRITE DOWN THE RECIPE
Morbo: WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!
Morbo: I will DESTROY you!
All humans are vermin in the eyes of Morbo
A: Look at that fat cunt over there...
B: God damn, that's a Morbo, never mind fat.
A: Better call in that Air Strike...
2.
Morbo: Morbo DEMANDS an answer to the following question:
If you saw a delicious candy in the hands of a small child.
Would you SEIZE AND CONSUME IT?!
Morbo: PATHETIC HUMANS, PREPARE TO WRITE DOWN THE RECIPE
Morbo: WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!
Morbo: I will DESTROY you!
All humans are vermin in the eyes of Morbo
by rzhhhh August 25, 2009
Get the Morbomug. Barack Brobama - (proper) noun
Your good friend.
Specifically your black (or mixed black x white) friend.
Does not have to be, or have the desire to be, President of anything but is required to be highly intelligent and educated to, or close to, Doctorate level, though this does not necessarily have to be Law or Politics related.
Barack Brobama is capable of befriending those who would be typically seen as hostile and/or aggressive (e.g Russians), has a reasonable proficiency at managing funds and assets and, among other things, is generally concerned about the well-being of his bros.
Also, may be responsible for the assassination of Brosama Bin Laden.
And is Bromander in Chief of the United Bro's Armed Forces (UBAF).
See also:
Broseph Stalin, Broseph Goebbels, Abroham Lincoln, Brosama bin Laden
Your good friend.
Specifically your black (or mixed black x white) friend.
Does not have to be, or have the desire to be, President of anything but is required to be highly intelligent and educated to, or close to, Doctorate level, though this does not necessarily have to be Law or Politics related.
Barack Brobama is capable of befriending those who would be typically seen as hostile and/or aggressive (e.g Russians), has a reasonable proficiency at managing funds and assets and, among other things, is generally concerned about the well-being of his bros.
Also, may be responsible for the assassination of Brosama Bin Laden.
And is Bromander in Chief of the United Bro's Armed Forces (UBAF).
See also:
Broseph Stalin, Broseph Goebbels, Abroham Lincoln, Brosama bin Laden
Abroham Lincoln: "Four score and seven.." -
Broseph Stalin: Shut up you twat.
Broseph Goebbels: Hey look, Barack Brobama's here. What's up dawg?
Barack Brobama: The usual, y'know; pulling troops out of Iraq, healthcare reforms... -
Stalin: Assassinating dictators
Brobama: -...Assassinating dictators. Nothing special really, you?
Goebbels: Stalin and I were just reminiscing about the Battle of Stalingrad and Communism, Abroham was about to start is speech... Again.
Brobama: Did I miss the speech?
Goebbels: Stalin wouldn't let him start.
Brobama: Praise be to Allah.
Stalin: ...What?
Brobama: Nothing... Nothing.
Goebbels: Okay then. Speaking of "assassinating dictators", what ever happened to Brosama bin Laden, I haven't seen him for a while...
Brosama bin Laden: I'm right here you fucking idiots
*Everybody cheers*
Broseph Stalin: Shut up you twat.
Broseph Goebbels: Hey look, Barack Brobama's here. What's up dawg?
Barack Brobama: The usual, y'know; pulling troops out of Iraq, healthcare reforms... -
Stalin: Assassinating dictators
Brobama: -...Assassinating dictators. Nothing special really, you?
Goebbels: Stalin and I were just reminiscing about the Battle of Stalingrad and Communism, Abroham was about to start is speech... Again.
Brobama: Did I miss the speech?
Goebbels: Stalin wouldn't let him start.
Brobama: Praise be to Allah.
Stalin: ...What?
Brobama: Nothing... Nothing.
Goebbels: Okay then. Speaking of "assassinating dictators", what ever happened to Brosama bin Laden, I haven't seen him for a while...
Brosama bin Laden: I'm right here you fucking idiots
*Everybody cheers*
by rzhhhh November 22, 2011
Get the Barack Brobamamug. Nuclear Strike
1. A video game in a series called the "Strike Series".
It started with Desert Strike, created by a man with a PhD in Mechanical Engineering, how ironic...
In Nuclear Strike an ex-CIA operative has stolen a Nuclear Warhead, it is up to you to find him and the Warhead.
This was a Sony Playstation game released in 1997.
2. One step up from Air Strike, and two up from man the harpoons.
Can be considered on the same level as dropping a MOAB or FOAB
In the event that a whale has survived an Air Strike, one may contact the President who acts also as the Commander-in-chief (as of this point it is Obama) and request that he deliver The Football.
If a whale is spotted in the United Kingdom then the Queen or Prime Minister may be contacted.
A Nuclear Strike should vaporize the whale.
If the whale continues to live even after this form of strike, you should get down on your knees and beg God for mercy, while demanding to know why he created such a creature.
You should also pray that it does not try to mount and have sex with you, as you WILL be crushed to death.
1. A video game in a series called the "Strike Series".
It started with Desert Strike, created by a man with a PhD in Mechanical Engineering, how ironic...
In Nuclear Strike an ex-CIA operative has stolen a Nuclear Warhead, it is up to you to find him and the Warhead.
This was a Sony Playstation game released in 1997.
2. One step up from Air Strike, and two up from man the harpoons.
Can be considered on the same level as dropping a MOAB or FOAB
In the event that a whale has survived an Air Strike, one may contact the President who acts also as the Commander-in-chief (as of this point it is Obama) and request that he deliver The Football.
If a whale is spotted in the United Kingdom then the Queen or Prime Minister may be contacted.
A Nuclear Strike should vaporize the whale.
If the whale continues to live even after this form of strike, you should get down on your knees and beg God for mercy, while demanding to know why he created such a creature.
You should also pray that it does not try to mount and have sex with you, as you WILL be crushed to death.
1. Strike Series:
Desert
Jungle
Urban
Soviet
Nuclear
2.
A looking through a pair of binoculars, observing the destruction left by the Air Strike.
A: Sweet Raptor Jesus!
B: What is it?!
A: That whale survived the Air Strike!
B: WHAT?! Our B-2 Spirit carpet bomb failed? Call the President, and may God have mercy on our souls.
A picks up the phone and dials the Presidents number
Automated Message: You've reached the White House.
To congratulate the President on his hard work, press 1.
To congratulate the President on his hard work, press 2.
To congratulate the President on his hard work, press 3.
To request Nuclear Launch Codes, press 4.
For all other enquiries, please hold.
A presses 3, phone rings.
Obama: Hello?
A: Mr. President, we have a slight situation here
Obama: What is the problem, may I ask?
A: We have a whale who survived an Air Strike... We need The Football, pronto
Obama: Dayum nugga! I'll have it sent over immediately, and my God have mercy on our souls.
A: I've heard that before... Thank you Mr. President, you have a nice day now.
hangs up.
the tale of the whale is tbc
Note: Women are not allowed to use Air Strike and Nuclear Strike as seen in definition 2. As they take the form of blow stuff up.
It is also not possible for a woman to "man the harpoons", she must woman the harpoons, and no such thing exists yet.
Desert
Jungle
Urban
Soviet
Nuclear
2.
A looking through a pair of binoculars, observing the destruction left by the Air Strike.
A: Sweet Raptor Jesus!
B: What is it?!
A: That whale survived the Air Strike!
B: WHAT?! Our B-2 Spirit carpet bomb failed? Call the President, and may God have mercy on our souls.
A picks up the phone and dials the Presidents number
Automated Message: You've reached the White House.
To congratulate the President on his hard work, press 1.
To congratulate the President on his hard work, press 2.
To congratulate the President on his hard work, press 3.
To request Nuclear Launch Codes, press 4.
For all other enquiries, please hold.
A presses 3, phone rings.
Obama: Hello?
A: Mr. President, we have a slight situation here
Obama: What is the problem, may I ask?
A: We have a whale who survived an Air Strike... We need The Football, pronto
Obama: Dayum nugga! I'll have it sent over immediately, and my God have mercy on our souls.
A: I've heard that before... Thank you Mr. President, you have a nice day now.
hangs up.
the tale of the whale is tbc
Note: Women are not allowed to use Air Strike and Nuclear Strike as seen in definition 2. As they take the form of blow stuff up.
It is also not possible for a woman to "man the harpoons", she must woman the harpoons, and no such thing exists yet.
by rzhhhh August 25, 2009
Get the Nuclear Strikemug. Palace of Love
1. The Palace of Love in it's most simple form is
one's bedroom, one in which a couple perform the art of love making on a regular basis.
A requirement is that all parties included are physically satisfied (emotional satisfaction is not required) else it is not a Palace of Love, but a shag pad.
It is not required that those performing the act are a couple, or in love. It is also not required that there are only two people at any given time, though it should refrain from becoming an orgy.
It is preferable that such a room is large and has soft sheets/pillows and some dark colouring.
2. A slightly more advanced version is where the bedroom takes a luxurious form containing a four poster bed, soft sensual sheets/pillows and where everything is mainly dark sexy colours such as small amounts of black and a large amount of deep red.
Under these conditions it is now required that only a couple use this room OR multiple women please one man.
It is also required that any women inside the room during a period of usage, climax multiple times.
In such a place fucking and making love will coexist, usually within the same session.
Emotional satisfaction is not required but preferable.
Such a room is likely to belong to a rich Indian or person of South Asian / Middle Eastern decent, possibly (and preferably) a gorgeous female and even more so a Hindu, as this seems like the sort of elaborate get up that is suited to them, they did invent the Kama sutra after all...
3. In it's most advanced form, the Palace of Love is the same as in number 2. with some key additions:
It's actually a Palace, and there are probably trained tigers and maybe an elephant or two waltzing around.
Such a place would be ideal to take your Indian/Middle Eastern bride for your honeymoon or better still the entire wedding.
You and/or your bride (or groom if you are a woman reading this) do not have to be Indian/Middle Eastern, anyone with enough class (and money) can enjoy such luxury, and the love making that it comes with.
Such a place will near exclusively exist only in the Middle East/India, Dubai is your best bet.
1. The Palace of Love in it's most simple form is
one's bedroom, one in which a couple perform the art of love making on a regular basis.
A requirement is that all parties included are physically satisfied (emotional satisfaction is not required) else it is not a Palace of Love, but a shag pad.
It is not required that those performing the act are a couple, or in love. It is also not required that there are only two people at any given time, though it should refrain from becoming an orgy.
It is preferable that such a room is large and has soft sheets/pillows and some dark colouring.
2. A slightly more advanced version is where the bedroom takes a luxurious form containing a four poster bed, soft sensual sheets/pillows and where everything is mainly dark sexy colours such as small amounts of black and a large amount of deep red.
Under these conditions it is now required that only a couple use this room OR multiple women please one man.
It is also required that any women inside the room during a period of usage, climax multiple times.
In such a place fucking and making love will coexist, usually within the same session.
Emotional satisfaction is not required but preferable.
Such a room is likely to belong to a rich Indian or person of South Asian / Middle Eastern decent, possibly (and preferably) a gorgeous female and even more so a Hindu, as this seems like the sort of elaborate get up that is suited to them, they did invent the Kama sutra after all...
3. In it's most advanced form, the Palace of Love is the same as in number 2. with some key additions:
It's actually a Palace, and there are probably trained tigers and maybe an elephant or two waltzing around.
Such a place would be ideal to take your Indian/Middle Eastern bride for your honeymoon or better still the entire wedding.
You and/or your bride (or groom if you are a woman reading this) do not have to be Indian/Middle Eastern, anyone with enough class (and money) can enjoy such luxury, and the love making that it comes with.
Such a place will near exclusively exist only in the Middle East/India, Dubai is your best bet.
1.
A: I took my woman back to my shag pad where we made some extremely sweet love.
B: Whoa! you just transformed your shag pad into a Palace of Love homeslice. You'll be making babies in there soon!
A&B proceed to chuckle, brofist and walk off into the distance to do other manly things, like blow stuff up
2.
C: My new (rich) Indian lady friend took me back to what she called her "Palace of Love" and now... wow... I seriously think my balls have no juice left
D: I am so jealous. I have nothing more to say.
D goes to find himself a beautiful (rich) Indian significant other.
C is left with his mind blown for the next week or so while his balls restock their ammunition.
3.
E: Where are you taking the new missus for the honeymoon?
F: Over to Dubai, I hear they have a lovely Palace of Love
E: rofl, when can I expect your return?
F: Probably never
E&F brofist.
Note: for the purpose of example 3, F and his new woman are Caucasian
A: I took my woman back to my shag pad where we made some extremely sweet love.
B: Whoa! you just transformed your shag pad into a Palace of Love homeslice. You'll be making babies in there soon!
A&B proceed to chuckle, brofist and walk off into the distance to do other manly things, like blow stuff up
2.
C: My new (rich) Indian lady friend took me back to what she called her "Palace of Love" and now... wow... I seriously think my balls have no juice left
D: I am so jealous. I have nothing more to say.
D goes to find himself a beautiful (rich) Indian significant other.
C is left with his mind blown for the next week or so while his balls restock their ammunition.
3.
E: Where are you taking the new missus for the honeymoon?
F: Over to Dubai, I hear they have a lovely Palace of Love
E: rofl, when can I expect your return?
F: Probably never
E&F brofist.
Note: for the purpose of example 3, F and his new woman are Caucasian
by rzhhhh August 25, 2009
Get the Palace of Lovemug.