3 definitions by rosco ruxpin

headboarder

a girl so ugly you have to stare at the headboard in order to have sex with her

That hideous man beast Orr brought over the other night was was such a headboarder i think i heard him crying in the morning

by rosco ruxpin October 24, 2006

middle meat

that hairy and often times sweaty area between the asshole and the ball sack

I often times catch alex making his cat lick his middle meat after he goes for a run.

by rosco ruxpin October 24, 2006

Dikembe Mutombo'd

to get rejected by a person you are trying to take home.

"After Jeremiah bragged about how he was going to bang a slut tonight, only to see her leave with another man, I went up to him and yelled in his face, " Damn boy, you just got dikembe mutombo'd.

by rosco ruxpin October 25, 2006