ricky roma's definitions

junk

1. most cars that try to go for the fast and furious look, but fail badly by using 9.95 autozone parts.

2. aka the "package"

1. Dude's 95 Neon looks like fucking junk with all that cheap plastic draped all over it.

2. When my ex found out I was cheating on her, she blasted me in the junk with her high heel.

by Ricky Roma September 30, 2003

deez

another word for "balls"

I was scrappin' last week, and just when I thought shit was finished, I got kicked in the deez.

by ricky roma September 24, 2003

hundy

slang for $100

I just dropped a hundy on a few burner since my old one crapped out on me.

by ricky roma November 18, 2003

mugu

term also used by 419 scambaiters to describe their pets.

I've been going back and forth with this mugu for about three weeks, and I'm hoping to score a trophy pic of him.

by Ricky Roma July 20, 2004

we need to talk

what is usually said at the office before a long-winded speech by the boss. Is often followed by "Your services are no longer needed."

"Jack, we need to talk. Since profits are down by 12% and we are looking to downsize the corporation, I am going to have to tell you that your services are no longer needed. Go luck finding around job."

by ricky roma September 27, 2003

Pen0s

Net lingo (or l33t sp34k) for the word PENIS

wanna see my pen0s? w00t!!!11one

by Ricky Roma November 11, 2005

tanked

used when describing a bad performance on a test.

I took a test for a possible promotion today, and I know I tanked it.

Looks like I'll be working my shitty desk job the rest of my life, wordFFS/word

by Ricky Roma December 25, 2003