ricky roma's definitions

Flash

wearing nothing under a coat, only to open it and show your junk to everyone.

Some shithead came to the party, opened his coat, and flashed everyone.

by Ricky Roma September 30, 2003

your taxdollars at work

useless spending, but somehow justified by the government.

Guy1: See that eight foot platinum statue of the mayor, surrounded by 12 stadium lights that are lit 24/7?
Guy2: Yeah
Guy1: That's your tax dollars at work.
Guy2: Fuck that. I'm never paying my taxes again.
Guy1: Be sure to write me soon.
Guy2: What the fuck for?
Guy1: 'cause you'll be in wordjail/word for tax evasion.
Guy2: Oh, wordfor fucks sake/word!
Guy1: Yep. You're fucked
Guy2: Damn.

by Ricky Roma January 16, 2004

house

to take a severe beating from someone.

I called this dude a dirty cocksucker, so he got up in my face and housed me with a few lefts.

by ricky roma September 27, 2003

cheech and chong

nickname given to any pair of stoners who's main purpose in life is to 1) roll joints, 2) smoke weed, 3) tell stories about the time they were smoking out of a (insert object), and 4) grow weed.

Other characteristics include dirty, nappy hair and the smell of patchouli

Guy1: Those two potheads remind me of Cheech and Chong.
Guy2: WTF? They're not even Mexican.
Guy1: Hey, Chong wasn't Mexican.
Guy2: Oh yeah.

by Ricky Roma December 27, 2003

Deuce

(verb) to shit; (noun) shit; (past tense) shitted or shat

(verb) Man, I gotta deuce bad.
(noun) You should have seen that deuce I dropped. It was man-sized.
(past tense) I just deuced, and it be stinkin' up the joint.

by ricky roma September 24, 2003

budget

spending within a set limit, and not going apeshit with the credit card and bad checks.

Now that I bought a new Porsche, looks like I'm gonna have to be on a budget for the next 6 years.

by Ricky Roma November 27, 2003

garbage man

bench player, who has the primary quality of burning minutes and chipping in the occassional goal.

Term mostly used in hockey, but can also be used in basketball or baseball.

We picked up Dave this season because he's the perfect garbage man. He burns minutes which allows our RWs to rest, and he chips in about 10 garbage goals a year.

by Ricky Roma December 27, 2003