rick's definitions

UPS

The art of asking people if they work for UPS because they keep checking out your package.

Demko asked him how long he had been with UPS, and the fucker decked him.

by Rick January 5, 2004

Dick Skinner

The implements (one's hands) used to mastrubate with.

Keep your dick skinner's off my pie.

by Rick April 23, 2003

Burtox

A dirty old man who is attracted to Gwar

Is that Burtox trying to chat up the new gwar cheerdog?!?!?

by Rick November 18, 2003

kayf

Pleasure, serenity

I'm experiencing kayf

by rick December 3, 2003

BO buster

something that removes Body Odour from ones self

u need some BO buster

by Rick January 10, 2004

vagitarian

A person who's diet consists of Hair Pie, Bearded Clams and Pink/Fish Tacos

by Rick September 2, 2003

taint

1) area between junk and asshole (funbridge)

2)anything you want

1) you just hit me in the taint, and it hurt.

2) lets go get some taint tonight.

by rick May 13, 2005