rick's definitions

my prerogative

Britney Spears' all time worst song. It gets too much hype for her using 2 tones in her voice through the entire song. The sex appeal of the music video was sub par to her "uniquely" scandalous clothing such as jewel suits and tight leather. In the "My Prerogative" music video, she simply rolls around on a bed in a concealing bra and a pair of bland panties. Not as sexy as she was aiming for.

That "my prerogative" song really sucked, especially with the music video

by Rick October 7, 2004

foody

A pretentious person who thinks they know more about food than they really do.

That joker calls herself a foody, but she’d never be able tell the difference between Kraft Dinner and pasta made from scratch with a homemade six-cheese sauce.

by Rick August 26, 2003

man-pipe

Male sexual organ. Penis

Lewis smokes man-pipe. (Gives blow jobs)

by Rick December 23, 2003

maz

MAZ IS A UGLY HO, WHO SPREADS NASTY SHIT ABOUT PEOPLE, SHE IS A DISGRACE TO HUmAN RACE IF YOU CAN CALL HER A HUMAN. SHE ALSO BITES DICK ALOT, AND CALLS IT SUCKING DICK.
TO MAZ- TO BITE ONES DICK

DAMN maz bite bit my dick - rick smith

by rick December 16, 2004

Spotted Tongue

When One Person, By Use of A Rope, Spreads Another Person's AssCheeks open, so their rectum is stretched. The Person then licks the rectum until it bleeds.

my girlfriend gave me a spotted tongue. My Asshole Still Burns.

by Rick December 20, 2004

texas two hitter

A double barrelled bong used primarily by pot smoking losers who missed the hippie movement but tried to live it anyway by moving to communes in Maine.

"Remember that fat bitch Kevin Kelly used to have that groovy Texas Two Hitter."

by Rick January 24, 2005

My Dad

Some broke ass nigga I never even knew.

This "Dad" character sent my mom 15 bucks for my bithday last week.

by Rick June 6, 2004