80 definitions by provider44
a 1 on the 1-10 scale
i walked into the biker bar and it was stuffed full of mumblecrusts, stumblebums, tosspots and one hidge creatch in particular that i still think of to this day when im trying to vomit after a night of excessive drinking.
by provider44 January 14, 2010
any person watching a sporting event who gets much pleasure in the faux catcall. This is when it sounds like they are booing the player when they are actually making the same low deriding tone, but the word chanted is either the players name or a nickname that is similar to the booing sound.
This crowd is filled with many a staunch boog. Too bad we have to witness this all game. Next year they play in our stadium so it shouldn't be nearly as annoying.
by provider44 January 19, 2010
Hey Larry, did you turn the fan on when you came out of the bathroom.Oh wait, its just my baby Andrea, feeding me a foot breakfast.Sorry bra
by provider44 January 14, 2010
squirrel work...to work as focused and determined as a busy squirrel. Having a pejorative tinge to it. As in being only about hard work and not about thought.
'Look at Loakie workin himself to death. He just ova there goin ta squoawuhweek. You would almost think he was trying to distract himself from the deeper issues that get second billing in the theater of his narrow mind.
by provider44 January 14, 2010
Jenny was a staunch and steadfast whorticulturist. She had sex with her favorite fern Benny way more often than her other plants.
by provider44 January 17, 2010
to be so full that you still are in a lesser but still substantial form of agony an hour or more later.
Omar: Are you still stuffed guy?
Teddy: Uh did you look at the clock? It's been an hour and a half bra. I'm fuckin stoofed!
Omar: nye...very nye.
Teddy: Uh did you look at the clock? It's been an hour and a half bra. I'm fuckin stoofed!
Omar: nye...very nye.
by provider44 January 17, 2010
a couple, whose origin you could swear could be traced back to the same star cluster after the big bang because of their connection, that when they even seem to not be on the same page they still manage to stay in the same chapter.
After a few nights alone with Andrea I knew that we were chapter buddies by the way everything clicked with uncanny accuracy.
by provider44 January 14, 2010