80 definitions by provider44
After the dancing smith missed a free throw he chiced the basketball with gusto as he stared at the ref with wounded bravado.
by provider44 January 17, 2010
Kids hurry up and skinner down your food so that we have a better chance of getting to the service on time.
by provider44 January 14, 2010
anyone who holds up lines everywhere they go as they pump most of there earnings into scratchoff tickets.
'Hey look kids, the cashier has been here all along. The holdup is being caused by the witless cardboard banker who is covered in ticket shavings.
by provider44 January 15, 2010
A method used when trying to detect the authenticity of another person's story. Take two fingers and apply in to the wrist pulse area. This is all done for effect for if the subject is uncomfortable with what they are relating in any way they should betray themselves.
I used the Jack Talk Thai on Andrea and was fully satisfied when she unflinchingly repeated her entire alibi with utmost poise. The only downfall of this reassuring procedure was that I was relegated to the couch for the night.
by provider44 January 18, 2010
when Frank seemed to be offended by my trenchant comment I gave him a nudge on the shoulder and said 'jut play.'
by provider44 January 14, 2010
a person who blows most of there earnings/handouts trying to get rich one scratch-off at a time. Holding up lines in a store near you.
Bosko may be the most wretched of all of the trailer park's hundredaires. He steals money from old she-male sailors and then putters down to the local convenient mart to try to win meth money on scratch off tickets.
by provider44 January 14, 2010
someone who feels the need to use facebook as a forum to make others think he or she is smarter than them
by provider44 January 15, 2010