poja's definitions

jism wiper

A person who performs the menial task of cleaning up semen from a booth in a hardcore sex club or strip venue.

see jizz mopper.

Amanda: "What did you say your dad does again?"
Doug Hardy: "He's a jism wiper at Club X in the city."
Amanda: *nods* "That's kinda cool."

by poja August 11, 2004

vetzy

A pair of trousers that are generally worn three inches above the ankle.

A few inches of fabric short of the finished article.

All of Tim's pants are vetzys.

by poja August 2, 2004

three girl rhumba

AKA "3 girl rhumba".

Wild hedonistic sex acts lasting several hours involving a male individual (usually myself) and 3 females.

me, the Bush twins (Genna and Barbara) and one of their hot but equally brainless fellow co-eds did the three girl rhumba in my parents car last night.

by poja August 11, 2004

menage-a-Trump

The act of partaking in vigorous sexual acts or coitus between that self-promoting psuedo-billionaire Donald Trump and two other persons (usually someone like one of the Bush twin daughters and myself).

Can also involve his wife Ivana, his bird looking daughter Ivanka etc etc etc.

Note: Due to therapy to combat his balding head, The Donald is impotent and would most likely be the one penetrated or do the penetrating with a 12 inch black latex strap-on.

Kwame: "What did you get up to this weekend?"
Douglas Hardy: "I fucked Donald Trump while his stork-looking daughter Ivanka fucked me with a strap-on."
Kwame: "That be called a menage-a-Trump. Been there - done that. The Donald and myself both nailed Omarosa during the 1st season of The Apprentice."
Douglas Hardy: "menage-a-Trump city!!!"
*Douglas Hardy and Kwame proceed to High Five each other*

by poja August 11, 2004