poja's definitions

jism wiper

A person who performs the menial task of cleaning up semen from a booth in a hardcore sex club or strip venue.

see jizz mopper.

Amanda: "What did you say your dad does again?"
Doug Hardy: "He's a jism wiper at Club X in the city."
Amanda: *nods* "That's kinda cool."

by poja August 11, 2004

menage-a-Trump

The act of partaking in vigorous sexual acts or coitus between that self-promoting psuedo-billionaire Donald Trump and two other persons (usually someone like one of the Bush twin daughters and myself).

Can also involve his wife Ivana, his bird looking daughter Ivanka etc etc etc.

Note: Due to therapy to combat his balding head, The Donald is impotent and would most likely be the one penetrated or do the penetrating with a 12 inch black latex strap-on.

Kwame: "What did you get up to this weekend?"
Douglas Hardy: "I fucked Donald Trump while his stork-looking daughter Ivanka fucked me with a strap-on."
Kwame: "That be called a menage-a-Trump. Been there - done that. The Donald and myself both nailed Omarosa during the 1st season of The Apprentice."
Douglas Hardy: "menage-a-Trump city!!!"
*Douglas Hardy and Kwame proceed to High Five each other*

by poja August 11, 2004

go to town

An expression often used in Ye Olde England to denote the act of partaking in vigorous sexual acts or coitus with a bevvy of eager slappers.

Tony Blair: "My word ole chap, I say we go to town with these slappers!"

by poja August 12, 2004

Norwegian Wood

Used often to describe the erection of a strapping young Norwegian.

Example 1:
Olaf from Oslo was swimming in the fjord where we got to see his Norwegian wood.

Example 2:
Liz was ruthlessly rogered royally by the Norwegian Ice Hockey team with their Norwegian Wood in fine form.

by poja December 5, 2004