11 definitions by poja

A person who performs the menial task of cleaning up semen from a booth in a hardcore sex club or strip venue.

see jizz mopper.
Amanda: "What did you say your dad does again?"
Doug Hardy: "He's a jism wiper at Club X in the city."
Amanda: *nods* "That's kinda cool."
by poja August 12, 2004
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Used often to describe the erection of a strapping young Norwegian.
Example 1:
Olaf from Oslo was swimming in the fjord where we got to see his Norwegian wood.

Example 2:
Liz was ruthlessly rogered royally by the Norwegian Ice Hockey team with their Norwegian Wood in fine form.
by poja December 6, 2004
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An expression often used in Ye Olde England to denote the act of partaking in vigorous sexual acts or coitus with a bevvy of eager slappers.
Tony Blair: "My word ole chap, I say we go to town with these slappers!"
by poja August 12, 2004
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The name of the modern Olympic games of the XXVIII Olympiad held in Athens, Greece 13-29 August 2004.

Seen as the homecoming of the global sporting and cultural event. After delays and setbacks, the Greek organisers managed to complete and stage the greatest and safest games the world has ever seen.
Who would have believed that the Athens 2004 Olympics would be the best Olympics ever!!! Sorry Sydney, you guys still get silver however.
by poja August 12, 2004
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