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aka 10-Zilla. Microsoft’s data, productivity and life-force consuming monster... Windows 10 Anniversary Edition version 1607.
“OMG! What ate all of my hotspot’s 5 gigabyte monthly data allotment? Now I gotta pay forty extra bucks for my typical 4 gig usage.”
“Look out! Windows has control of your PC and there’s no stopping their updates. I lost 2 gig to the 10 monster yesterday just trying to check my email. And now my business productivity is toast. I’ve wasted days trying to stop the Micro-monster and I’m still a victim. It’s hopeless. No human is safe!”
“Help! Help! Somebody save us from TENzilla!”
“Look out! Windows has control of your PC and there’s no stopping their updates. I lost 2 gig to the 10 monster yesterday just trying to check my email. And now my business productivity is toast. I’ve wasted days trying to stop the Micro-monster and I’m still a victim. It’s hopeless. No human is safe!”
“Help! Help! Somebody save us from TENzilla!”
by pianocheater October 2, 2016
Get the TENzillamug. Any spokesperson or individual who in any way offends Politically Correct Liberals. Everything said by any spokesracist is branded as racist hate speech by the PC... even when race isn’t involved in the issue.
PC Woman: “You look like three wise men. On what issues should we Media-Americans provide more in depth coverage?
Moe: “For me, more coverage on the US deal with Iran ‘cuz I think it puts Jews in Israel at risk.”
PC Woman: “Obama made that deal... {SLAP}. How dare you disagree with a black man you evil Spokesracist!”
Larry: “More coverage of third party candidates. I don’t like the major party choices.”
PC Woman: “Hillary is one of those choices ... {SLAP}. How dare you deny a woman’s right to be President you evil, sexist Spokesracist!”
Shemp: “No comment.”
PC Woman: “Your silence is appalling... {SLAP! SLAP!}... How dare you ignore and support the Hate Speech of your two friends! ...{SLAP!} Your behavior isn’t funny at all you evil Spokesracist! {SLAP! SLAP!}
Moe: “For me, more coverage on the US deal with Iran ‘cuz I think it puts Jews in Israel at risk.”
PC Woman: “Obama made that deal... {SLAP}. How dare you disagree with a black man you evil Spokesracist!”
Larry: “More coverage of third party candidates. I don’t like the major party choices.”
PC Woman: “Hillary is one of those choices ... {SLAP}. How dare you deny a woman’s right to be President you evil, sexist Spokesracist!”
Shemp: “No comment.”
PC Woman: “Your silence is appalling... {SLAP! SLAP!}... How dare you ignore and support the Hate Speech of your two friends! ...{SLAP!} Your behavior isn’t funny at all you evil Spokesracist! {SLAP! SLAP!}
by pianocheater September 21, 2016
Get the Spokesracistmug.