Trumpemon Go

1. A fictional game played by Michael Che of SNL’s Weekend Update in his search to catch rare minorities at the 2016 Republican National Convention.
2. A real world, Labor Day Weekend Trumpster smart phone update where Independent Voters search in vain for something even more rare... an intelligent leader at New England for Trump HQ.

Over Labor Day Weekend, the Einsteins running New England for Trump updated their volunteers with a new Smart phone app. Outfitted with phones more intelligent than their leadership, the Trumpsters wandered door to door like Jamoke-haha witlesses in search of new voting souls willing to go over to the Trump-side.

Meanwhile over at the New England for Trump Facebook page, the admins were not only deleting critical comments and suggestions, they then blocked those potential new voters from commenting again. Thus chasing away far more new votes online than the real world wandering witlesses were gathering. (Who’s the NE 4 Trump admins’ advisor on comments, Elizabeth Warren?) Adding to the stupidity is a fact that everybody on the planet knows, but not leaders at NE for Trump...

Facebook routinely blocks conservative readers before they ever get to the Trump FB page. Most of their own die hard supporters can’t even see what those FB geniuses are posting about.

Which is why the NE for Trump FB page has fewer likes than an old lady posting photos of her cat. In 15 months, from all across the New England States, 25,000 ‘likes’ is an absolute joke.
“Have you seen that Trumpemon Go idiocy here in New England?”

“OMG! I just about cracked a rib laughing. I ran a test myself by posting a comment on the New England for Trump Facebook page. They deleted it and blocked me.”

“I did you one better. I reported that I got Facebook blocked to the Hudson, MA Trumpsters. Then the leader came in and told me if I had any suggestions I should post them online... at the New England for Trump Facebook page!”

“Hahahaha. Make America Great by ending the Freedom of online Speech! Hahahahaha... go Trumpemon Go!“
by pianocheater September 11, 2016
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Black Keys Matter

The modern piano fan’s way to be offended by anti-black racism while at the same mocking the PC and Black Lives Matter.

In Traditional, Europe-based Music Notation the black keys on a piano only have slave names. The white keys all have the letter names A, B, C, D, E, F or G. But all of the lowly black piano keys are called a ‘sharp’ or a ‘flat’ of their white supremacist piano keyboard neighbors.

The black keys are like welcoming servants who help the player navigate the keyboard by sight or by touch. And they don’t even have their own letter names! OMG! How racist is that?
“Hey man you and your piano are blocking traffic. Do ya need help gettin’ that upright off the street?”

“I’m here to raise awareness of the plight of the black piano keys. They all got the slave names of their white key neighbors. The black keys are oppressed by white key supremacists. Can you tell me what’s so special about the whiteys that they get such special treatment?”

“Well... lookin’ at your piano I can see the white keys have different shapes and the black keys all look the same.”

“All the blacks look alike to you! You must be a piano racist. Get outta here you ignorant, Nazi white key supremacist! Black Keys Matter! Black Keys Matter! ... ”
by pianocheater September 20, 2016
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