penisshakes's definitions

Potcrastinating

When you don't want to do something so you get high instead.

"I am potcrastinating so much. I have two essays due but I just smoked a bowl and now I see sound."

by penisshakes May 27, 2020

If you take enough rides with the devil, eventually he'll drive

A saying that means if you commit enough bad actions, eventually those actions will spiral out of your control.

"Remember Sarah, who used to take Adderall in college? She just got arrested for aggravated assault and petty theft."

"Well, if you take enough rides with the devil, eventually he'll drive."

by penisshakes May 27, 2020

for the shit of it

When you do something just to be an asshole or for the pettiness of it.

"My bf broke up with me so I put his number in every men's toilets I go in."

"Why?"

"For the shit of it."

by penisshakes November 3, 2021

chronically online

if you use this phrase, you are (ironically) chronically online. means spending too much time on the internet in general

"i just had a full day of arguing in a furry's tiktok comment section about neopronoun discourse."
"bro, you are so chronically online."

by penisshakes April 16, 2023

You break one plate, you're not plate breaker but you fuck one donkey

Refers to the tendency of friends to nickname you after one humiliating incident and the nickname sticking.

Ryan: "What's up, rimster?"

Jake: "I regret telling you that. I let Sarah eat my ass one time. You break one plate, you're not plate breaker but you fuck one donkey!? and you're donkey fucker for the rest of your life."

by penisshakes December 8, 2023

copyunist

Copyunist (noun) someone who becomes a socialist/leftist/communist to be cool rather than in a genuine belief in those ideals.

"Charlie said he was a communist but I asked him who Marx was and he didn't know."

"He's a real copyunist

by penisshakes March 18, 2021

Urban Dictionary User

People who use urban dictionary for fun. Often has no life

You are a urban dictionary user.

by penisshakes July 10, 2015