penisshakes's definitions

Dad joke

A joke that has little or no humour.

Person 1: What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
Person 2: Dude, that's such a dad joke.

by penisshakes March 31, 2016

Main Character Syndrome

When someone thinks they are the main character of their life. Usually comes with a side of individuality complex, quirky style and a self centered point of view.

"I asked Jenny where the beer was and she said 'Just over the horizon, like my dreams.'"

"Yeah, that girl has a major case of Main Character Syndrome."

by penisshakes April 27, 2021

play stupid games, win stupid prizes

When the consequence of a dumb action was entirely forseeable and results in dumb consequences.

A man raped a horse then the horse kicked him to death."

"*shrug* You play stupid games, win stupid prizes."

by penisshakes June 2, 2022

for the shit of it

When you do something just to be an asshole or for the pettiness of it.

"My bf broke up with me so I put his number in every men's toilets I go in."

"Why?"

"For the shit of it."

by penisshakes November 3, 2021

If you take enough rides with the devil, eventually he'll drive

A saying that means if you commit enough bad actions, eventually those actions will spiral out of your control.

"Remember Sarah, who used to take Adderall in college? She just got arrested for aggravated assault and petty theft."

"Well, if you take enough rides with the devil, eventually he'll drive."

by penisshakes May 27, 2020

Broccoli logic

In reference to:
If two people dislike broccoli and one of them has tried broccoli and one of them hasn't, who's opinion on broccoli is more valid?
Therefore, a man who has had sex with a man once before is less gay than a man who's never had sex with a man before.

Broccoli logic dictates I must fuck a member of the same sex at least once

by penisshakes October 9, 2024

chronically online

if you use this phrase, you are (ironically) chronically online. means spending too much time on the internet in general

"i just had a full day of arguing in a furry's tiktok comment section about neopronoun discourse."
"bro, you are so chronically online."

by penisshakes April 16, 2023