for the shit of it

When you do something just to be an asshole or for the pettiness of it.

"My bf broke up with me so I put his number in every men's toilets I go in."

"Why?"

"For the shit of it."

by penisshakes November 03, 2021

play stupid games, win stupid prizes

When the consequence of a dumb action was entirely forseeable and results in dumb consequences.

A man raped a horse then the horse kicked him to death."

"*shrug* You play stupid games, win stupid prizes."

by penisshakes June 02, 2022

do it if you're bad

something you say to someone to egg them on to make them take a stupid, reckless or otherwise dangerous choice.

Horace: I'm thinking about shaving all my hair off.
Alistair: Do it if you're bad.

by penisshakes March 15, 2024

touch the sky

The cutoff point for smoking or consuming marijuana to avoid getting too high.

"You want another hit?"

"Nah, I'm about to touch the sky."

by penisshakes April 23, 2021

Oopsgasm

When you cum too early or by accident. This can also apply to orgasms with people you regret sleeping with.

"Dude, I was itching my dick and I accidentally came."

"An oopsgasm."

by penisshakes May 27, 2020

LBH

LBH (noun) Stands for Losers Back Home. This is a term used for white men who move to Japan and are seen as impressive by Japanese people.

"Chris-san is so cool! He can crush a beercan with his bicep and he knows all the words to One Punch Man!"

"Something gives me the impression he's a LBH."

by penisshakes March 18, 2021

chronically online

if you use this phrase, you are (ironically) chronically online. means spending too much time on the internet in general

"i just had a full day of arguing in a furry's tiktok comment section about neopronoun discourse."
"bro, you are so chronically online."

by penisshakes April 16, 2023