penisshakes's definitions

do it if you're bad

something you say to someone to egg them on to make them take a stupid, reckless or otherwise dangerous choice.

Horace: I'm thinking about shaving all my hair off.
Alistair: Do it if you're bad.

by penisshakes March 15, 2024

LBH

LBH (noun) Stands for Losers Back Home. This is a term used for white men who move to Japan and are seen as impressive by Japanese people.

"Chris-san is so cool! He can crush a beercan with his bicep and he knows all the words to One Punch Man!"

"Something gives me the impression he's a LBH."

by penisshakes March 18, 2021

If you take enough rides with the devil, eventually he'll drive

A saying that means if you commit enough bad actions, eventually those actions will spiral out of your control.

"Remember Sarah, who used to take Adderall in college? She just got arrested for aggravated assault and petty theft."

"Well, if you take enough rides with the devil, eventually he'll drive."

by penisshakes May 27, 2020

for the shit of it

When you do something just to be an asshole or for the pettiness of it.

"My bf broke up with me so I put his number in every men's toilets I go in."

"Why?"

"For the shit of it."

by penisshakes November 3, 2021

Main Character Syndrome

When someone thinks they are the main character of their life. Usually comes with a side of individuality complex, quirky style and a self centered point of view.

"I asked Jenny where the beer was and she said 'Just over the horizon, like my dreams.'"

"Yeah, that girl has a major case of Main Character Syndrome."

by penisshakes April 27, 2021

Imaginary Whore

When someone sleeps with a lot of people in their head but it never happens in real life.

"Susan just said she wanted to blow the bartender and peg our waiter but she hasn't even talked to either of them."

"I know, she's being a real Imaginary Whore."

by penisshakes May 27, 2020

play stupid games, win stupid prizes

When the consequence of a dumb action was entirely forseeable and results in dumb consequences.

A man raped a horse then the horse kicked him to death."

"*shrug* You play stupid games, win stupid prizes."

by penisshakes June 2, 2022