penisshakes's definitions

If you take enough rides with the devil, eventually he'll drive

A saying that means if you commit enough bad actions, eventually those actions will spiral out of your control.

"Remember Sarah, who used to take Adderall in college? She just got arrested for aggravated assault and petty theft."

"Well, if you take enough rides with the devil, eventually he'll drive."

by penisshakes May 27, 2020

the nail that sticks out gets hammered down

The nail that sticks out gets hammered down is a Japanese saying that means deviation from the norm or not conforming will be punished.

"Sarah dyed her hair another different colour so her mom shaved her head."

"The nail that sticks out gets hammered down."

by penisshakes March 29, 2021

Licking a tree and expecting syrup

Licking a tree and expecting syrup is a saying that means putting in a very little amount of work and effort but expecting the fruit of your labour to be much greater than.

"I listened to my girlfriend talk about her day, so now she'll have to let me do anal."

"You are licking a tree and expecting syrup, man."

by penisshakes March 29, 2021

Oopsgasm

When you cum too early or by accident. This can also apply to orgasms with people you regret sleeping with.

"Dude, I was itching my dick and I accidentally came."

"An oopsgasm."

by penisshakes May 27, 2020

touch the sky

The cutoff point for smoking or consuming marijuana to avoid getting too high.

"You want another hit?"

"Nah, I'm about to touch the sky."

by penisshakes April 23, 2021

chronically online

if you use this phrase, you are (ironically) chronically online. means spending too much time on the internet in general

"i just had a full day of arguing in a furry's tiktok comment section about neopronoun discourse."
"bro, you are so chronically online."

by penisshakes April 16, 2023

You break one plate, you're not plate breaker but you fuck one donkey

Refers to the tendency of friends to nickname you after one humiliating incident and the nickname sticking.

Ryan: "What's up, rimster?"

Jake: "I regret telling you that. I let Sarah eat my ass one time. You break one plate, you're not plate breaker but you fuck one donkey!? and you're donkey fucker for the rest of your life."

by penisshakes December 8, 2023