penisshakes's definitions

chronically online

if you use this phrase, you are (ironically) chronically online. means spending too much time on the internet in general

"i just had a full day of arguing in a furry's tiktok comment section about neopronoun discourse."
"bro, you are so chronically online."

by penisshakes April 16, 2023

If you take enough rides with the devil, eventually he'll drive

A saying that means if you commit enough bad actions, eventually those actions will spiral out of your control.

"Remember Sarah, who used to take Adderall in college? She just got arrested for aggravated assault and petty theft."

"Well, if you take enough rides with the devil, eventually he'll drive."

by penisshakes May 27, 2020

Cabbage Roll Man

The english transliteration of ロールキャベツ系男子.

It means someone who appears as a herbivore (sweet, innocent) but is actually a carnivore (confident) inside.

"That cute guy I was talking to said he works at a BDSM club. I would never have expected that from him."

"Wow. He sounds like a cabbage roll man."

by penisshakes March 29, 2022

Do it if you're bad

A saying used to encourage someone to do something that is stupid, reckless or otherwise dangerous.

Matt: I'm going to fart in my teacher's face.
David: Do it if you're bad

by penisshakes March 17, 2024

MAS (Male Attention Seeker)

Male Attention Seeker (Noun) Someone who craves specifically male attention. This is usually due to daddy issues. People suffering from MASD (Male Attention Seeking Disorder) will often view their own personality and beliefs as transitory and insignificant as they traverse the world seeking validation.

"My friend Amy was a communist. Then she started talking to this dude from reddit, now all she says is that women should stay at home and cook. That girl's a major MAS (Male Attention Seeker).

by penisshakes March 18, 2021

Potcrastinating

When you don't want to do something so you get high instead.

"I am potcrastinating so much. I have two essays due but I just smoked a bowl and now I see sound."

by penisshakes May 27, 2020

girlboss

someone who is lauded by themselves or others as a feminist icon, despite not typifying feminism in many ways or sometimes being unpleasant and unethical in a way that is antithetical to feminism

"do you think margaret thatcher was a girlboss?"
"yes, of course."
"do you think she effectively utilised girlboss power by funnelling money into illegal paramilitary death squads in Northern Ireland?"

by penisshakes June 16, 2022