peateargriffin's definitions

queens of the stone age

An art rock band. In an age where Chevelle, Trapt, and Hoobastank turn rock radio into shit; QOTSA comes and ressurects rock music. There music is extremely melodic, with a common beat and melody throughout the song, then they add awesome riffs that are really experimental sounding. Lullabies to Paralyze is the best album ever.
Most people don't have the attention span to appreciate Queens of the Stone Age,their songs don't pick up until part way into the song.

I am listening to "Broken Box" by Queens of the Stone Age while writing this.

by PeaTearGriffin September 22, 2005

korea

Home of the world's largest minefield.

"Now that you guys got back together, sorry about that huge self-healing minefield."

-US President to Korea, circa 2025

by PeaTearGriffin February 14, 2006

standard issue mustache

The type of mustache that all stereotypical cops have.

For an example of the standard issue mustache: see Sooper Troopers.

by PeaTearGriffin February 5, 2006

cathouse demon

a person who creeps around a rock club in the shadows, perving on girls and dancing like a muppet to cheesy songs

That boy Adam is a real "cathouse demon"

by peateargriffin May 17, 2014

wag the dog

To start a war or military operation to divert negative politcal attention away from yourself. Based on the movie of the same name, where the President fabricates a fake war to take political pressure away from a scandal.

When Cater ordered Opertaion Eagle Claw he was playing wag the dog, because he was a very unpopular and weak President and wanted to seem like he handled it strongly.

It is suggested that Clinton wagged the dog by helping NATO bomb Kosovo at the same time as the Lewinski scandal. This theory came about because the film had just been released.

by PeaTearGriffin October 30, 2005

bitch seat

1. The rear seat on a motorcylce because that's where the bitch rides.
2. The #1 spot on someone's myspace top 8 because that's were everyone feels obligated to put thier gf.

"Are they going out?"
"Must be, she's in his bitch seat."

by PeaTearGriffin May 23, 2006

king cobra shit

When you take a shit so large, the end sticks out of the water like a snake hissing.

"What took you so long?"
"Relax man, I had to take a King Cobra Shit."

by PeaTearGriffin June 12, 2005