paul hinton's definitions

cack

staffordshire english for shit, crap shyte, dung,

arrr looka tha oss cack in the road

by paul hinton May 14, 2006

stoked

all hot n bothered, like being in side the big chimeys of stoke on trent, how it was in the old days you know staffordshire pottery, theres some aweful pictures of the chimneys taken by william blake, it looks like hell its self. its an old english saying probably last used by black country folk before it died out, its still a popular saying in australia. in staffordshire today they use the word "yampy" more, because now the words been branded into australian culture as an australian word

why a yo all runnin around hot headed
yeah, well "i'm totally stoked"

by paul hinton May 4, 2006

mine

when something is yours, or a pit or a colliery for mining coal n gold n iron n stuff out the ground, they call miners or anyone from a mining village "the pitmen",

jimmy: aye up ol pal, that mine, keep yer'ands off it!!
john the theif: it warr me

jimmy: I wish they'd reopen the mines, then everybody would have a job
johnny: arr I know, lorrove unemployment since they shut em!!

by paul hinton December 28, 2005

county

a shire, a province, like staffordshire, derbyshire, lincolnshire, mostly just little mining villages and market towns, theres the county jail.

its also the kind of ass, the shire ass, or just the english shire horse, in the states its a shire pony.

jimmy:wheredyo live, me ole shoe
johnny: I live in derby
jimmy:derbyshire?????
johnny: arrr, dahhby county
jimmy: stop teckin the piss, and get back t'werk

by paul hinton May 11, 2006

guitar face

the face you pull when you cry and moan as you play the blues, it could just be the pain of ripping your fingers open as you play with so much passion, its just a natural instinct to the feelin,

guitar face eye!
hey look at stevie rays grin!!!!

by paul hinton December 28, 2005

crikey

its not really australian as such, origonally men of the english black country, us working class midlanders always uses this word insteda saying "oh god", white ausies musta borrowed the word from our prisoners.

john: oh crikey, walsall are loosing, why dow they get the ball out to the em,
mick: I know, they bloody hopeless

by paul hinton May 15, 2006

blues

when you baby just died of cot death, ya wife left ya, you mom and dad died in a fire at their house, you hooked on coke and you've just been mugged, and you got a pain in the balls, you've just been stabbed, and it drives ya to pick up a guitar and learn to play the blues, but you realise you ain't got enough doe to buy a guitar, and the rent man is thinking of kickin you out. when you do finally get a guitar and learn to play it real well you get electrocuted and die cause you had a dodgy amp. then the devil grabs you keeps you in hell for eternity.

he he now thats blues.

by paul hinton May 14, 2006