Definitions by paul hinton

yo mama

some pussy yankee joke that aye even funny, and they too coward to say yo dada, cause they know you beat the shit out of em if they did.

yo mama,
yes i'm his mom your takin about and I'll beat the shit out you.

yo mama by paul hinton May 22, 2006

saftey tape 

in recording studios!
if the origonal tape on the reel to reel cuts or gets jammed or some how the recorder breaks down, you always got another recorder with the "saftey tape" in as back up, one of stevie ray vaughans albums was recorded on stevie wonders saftey tape for his layers of love album.

jimbo the gonnabe famous:oh no the recorders stopped recording halway through my song,
dave the studio owner: oh its ok keep goin don't worry, the saftey tapes there, its alright, we got it.
jimbo:oh crickey thank the good lord.

saftey tape by paul hinton May 15, 2006

crikey 

its not really australian as such, origonally men of the english black country, us working class midlanders always uses this word insteda saying "oh god", white ausies musta borrowed the word from our prisoners.

john: oh crikey, walsall are loosing, why dow they get the ball out to the em,
mick: I know, they bloody hopeless

crikey by paul hinton May 15, 2006

piss up

to get pissed, kaylied, blathered, wrecked, to get drunk, origonated from english pissheads and said anywhere where english folk have been, the irish who speak english, and aussies say it aswel. the gaelic would be a shousha. other ways a sayin pissed, kaylied, blathered, drunk, pissed up,

theres the english saying "ya carr organise a piss up in a brewery"
means you can't do shit.

English: yo wanna goo for a pissup, c'mon get kaylied
irish man: Iye les'ave a shousha
cockney: ya gettin brahms n list, arl join ya alwhite.
aussie: ahhhyeah, arrm pissfit alrighte
welshe:ire gonna gert me a pynte
irish man: ahhhhh I dunno where d'fu Iam
aussie: ahhhh me neitha, pissed up
welshe: where the fu am I, who am I
english: now thats a piss up,

piss up by paul hinton May 14, 2006

blues 

when you baby just died of cot death, ya wife left ya, you mom and dad died in a fire at their house, you hooked on coke and you've just been mugged, and you got a pain in the balls, you've just been stabbed, and it drives ya to pick up a guitar and learn to play the blues, but you realise you ain't got enough doe to buy a guitar, and the rent man is thinking of kickin you out. when you do finally get a guitar and learn to play it real well you get electrocuted and die cause you had a dodgy amp. then the devil grabs you keeps you in hell for eternity.

he he now thats blues.

blues by paul hinton May 14, 2006

stinger 

the nettles, when you touch em they sting you, the stinger is natures way of stopping you walking a trail of destruction in the bush.

ahhh just got stung by a stinger

stinger by paul hinton May 14, 2006

cack 

staffordshire english for shit, crap shyte, dung,

arrr looka tha oss cack in the road

cack by paul hinton May 14, 2006