5 definitions by orinoco womble
A person who only eats what they consider to be le best of le best. It has to be organic, free-range, Fair Trade arcane and hard to find. It has to be trendy: "trendy" meaning "mentioned on at least 6 celebrity blogs." Spending the average person's month's salary on food for one meal for two people shores up the ubervore's self esteem. If they drink coffee, it's only grown on some obscure little farm and hand-picked by trained monkeys.
"Are you going to invite Kara to your dinner party?"
"I guess I could...we're having"chevre" crepes and hand-picked organic hazelnuts with organic honey wrapped in Fair Trade rice paper, drizzled with a reduction of balsamic vinegar made in a tiny monastery in the mountains of Montenegro. Followed by duck breasts en papillote and hydroponic veggies, served with a nice little wine I found in a secret winery only 10 people know about."
"Girl, you're such an ubervore!"
"I guess I could...we're having"chevre" crepes and hand-picked organic hazelnuts with organic honey wrapped in Fair Trade rice paper, drizzled with a reduction of balsamic vinegar made in a tiny monastery in the mountains of Montenegro. Followed by duck breasts en papillote and hydroponic veggies, served with a nice little wine I found in a secret winery only 10 people know about."
"Girl, you're such an ubervore!"
by orinoco womble May 6, 2013
A nickname given post-election 2017 to Donald Trump, for obvious reasons. Check the hair and skin if you don't understand why. See also: Mr Cheato.
by orinoco womble February 25, 2017
Being insulted, put down, or verbally rejected by someone who, up to that point, you would have considered an online friend. The attack is sudden, sharp, and unexpected--like someone sliding a stiletto in between the fourth and fifth rib, they had to get up close and personal to do it. Interknifing is extremely painful because it usually involves someone you thought trustworthy.
"Dude, why are you so down today?"
"I just got interknifed by Jane ."
"Seriously? On a quilting forum?"
"She said I have terrible taste and quilt like a drugged monkey."
"That's harsh!"
"I just got interknifed by Jane ."
"Seriously? On a quilting forum?"
"She said I have terrible taste and quilt like a drugged monkey."
"That's harsh!"
by orinoco womble May 22, 2016
1. Originally used in the Navy to say they had found a person at sea who was still alive, as opposed to drowned.
2. Currently used by people over 50 to express surprise or disgust.
2. Currently used by people over 50 to express surprise or disgust.
1. "Man alive! Bring up the lifeboats! MAAAAAAN ALIIIIIIIVE!"
2. "Man alive, l can't believe my boss changed my schedule at the last minute again! I've got about ten minutes to get ready and get there!"
2. "Man alive, l can't believe my boss changed my schedule at the last minute again! I've got about ten minutes to get ready and get there!"
by orinoco womble July 26, 2021
Over Privileged Kid. The kind that gets designer clothes for their layette set, wears those special-edition Pampers, and is taught from the moment they're born that they hung the moon, they are a Special Case, and the world revolves around them.
Can be identified by their tendency to scream as if being disembowelled when they are denied something they want. This trait can--and usually does--last a lifetime.
Can be identified by their tendency to scream as if being disembowelled when they are denied something they want. This trait can--and usually does--last a lifetime.
by orinoco womble August 3, 2010