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jerk

In medival Europe,masturbation was considered to be on the brink of insanity. So as an insult, people would call each other "jerk-offs", and soon, jerk was enough to get the point across.

HHAA!! mY MOM CAUGHT YOU JERKIN THE GHERKIN!!

by only$19.99,less s+h December 27, 2003

yu gi oh

An anime cartoon that is spliced and edited for american viewers to make it even crappier than it already is. Yugi, the main character apparently is always hopped up on crack because his eyes are friggin huge. He also has a split personality. Because he gets all serious and talks like a cheesey sports announcer. The only thing they do in the cartoon is stand on a podium thingy and shout commands to card that have come 'alive' on an outrageous 3-D computer generator thing. If I have offended 9 year olds or loser 25 year olds who like yu gi oh, well FUCK YOU. :)

sony roolz slaps the salami to YU-Gi-Oh.

by only$19.99,less s+h December 27, 2003

Animal Crossing

A Sims-like game released for the Nintendo Gamecube in 2002. It was a very good game game, except for the extra craptastic graphics. The graphics were bad because it was originally intended for Nintendo 64, but only in Japan. But after a while, you dont really notice how bad the graphics are, because the game is incredible. You can collect cool sets of furniture, run errands for townspeople, and write them letters. You can also catch fish and bugs. Originally named Animal Forest.

when you buy the game, it even comes with its own memory card!! hell yea!!

by only$19.99,less s+h December 27, 2003

married with children

Funniest show ever. Aired on the FOX network, which started in 1986. MWC started in 87, making the first ultr-succesful show for FOX. When the show launched, it wasnt a hit, but later it caught on. Since this show, there have been many copy-off shows with dysfunctional families. None of them were as good. Ultimately, one of the funniest sticoms ever.

I still watch Married With children re-runs everyday on the FX channel.

by only$19.99,less s+h December 27, 2003

hicks

Texans, mostly. Also most southerners.

the Texan did not wear shoes or do laundry becuase he is a hick.

by only$19.99,less s+h December 27, 2003

beavis and butthead

Best cartoon ever. it proved complete and utter morons could be role models. Then the ultimate evil,MTV, took it off air. at least we still have King of the Hill...

MTV is full of bastard sellouts.

by only$19.99,less s+h December 27, 2003

craptastic

beyond crappy, beyond shitty. if something is craptastic, it is somewhat an honor in the crap community.

When little Jimmy missed the toilet, the bathroom was craptastic. literally.

by only$19.99,less s+h December 27, 2003