11 definitions by omw.to.your.dads.house

TikTok

Something that isn’t like your christian minecraft server. and most people have it for memes.

yo i have TikTok.

by omw.to.your.dads.house July 19, 2019

a joke

everyone’s love life

girl: my love live is a joke
boy: same

by omw.to.your.dads.house June 20, 2020

Skrrt Skrrt

The sound a soccer's dads mini van make when his daughter is late for soccer practice.

Van: Skrrt Skrrt

Soccer Dad: Oh crap, I left the casserole for all the soccer moms after practice.

by omw.to.your.dads.house February 12, 2019

coronavirus

america’s torture chamber to make us stay inside with our hella annoying family. and gives people the excuse to buy 200 rolls of toilet paper at once.

i hope this coronavirus crap is almost over... i need to get out of the house

by omw.to.your.dads.house April 11, 2020