notarealperson111's definitions

Santa Claus

Fat old teleporting man which breaks into houses via the chimney (who knows how in apartments), steals cookies and milk and leaves behind boxes wrapped in paper

"Who's Santa Claus?"
"Oh, he breaks into houses on Christmas and leaves behind presents"

by notarealperson111 December 7, 2020

abraham and turkey sandwich lincoln

what have you done

Guy: abraham and turkey sandwich lincoln
Cashier: Sir this is a McDonalds.

by notarealperson111 December 8, 2020

whoops you have to put the cd in your computer

instructions unclear, put the computer in the CD

whoops you have to put the cd in your computer

by notarealperson111 March 10, 2021

Subway

People will mistake you for talking about the restaurant Subway.

Hey Bob, I'm gonna go to the subway station.
"I didn't know they had a station for a sandwich store?"

by notarealperson111 October 27, 2020

Corona

Meaning crown in Spanish, or otherwise a beer.

not a pandemic not a pandemic not a pandemic NOT A PANDEMIC HELP ME

Corona is a beer or meaning crown in Spanish.

by notarealperson111 January 1, 2021

commander commander

superior to commander, however often overshadowed by commander commander commander.

"I am the commander here"
"Oh really? I'm the commander commander!"
"Sorry for disrespecting you, commander commander."

by notarealperson111 January 30, 2021

help

no

"help"
"no"

by notarealperson111 December 14, 2020