notarealperson111's definitions

Santa Claus

Fat old teleporting man which breaks into houses via the chimney (who knows how in apartments), steals cookies and milk and leaves behind boxes wrapped in paper

"Who's Santa Claus?"
"Oh, he breaks into houses on Christmas and leaves behind presents"

by notarealperson111 December 7, 2020

8/12

The great competitor of 7/11.

Person 1: Wanna go to 7/11?
Person 2: Nah, I'm going to 8/12 instead
Person 1: Oh okay

by notarealperson111 December 8, 2020

what the darn

Similar to "what the heck" but in a unique way

Guy 1: Joe down the road just back flipped into a pickup truck!
Guy 2: What the darn?

by notarealperson111 December 8, 2020

Rev up those fryers

Hey, Mr. Krabs is getting all sweaty again!
Can't you see we're closed?

You better rev up those fryers, because I am sure hungry for one- HELP HELP!

by notarealperson111 December 8, 2020

abraham and turkey sandwich lincoln

what have you done

Guy: abraham and turkey sandwich lincoln
Cashier: Sir this is a McDonalds.

by notarealperson111 December 8, 2020

this is not defined

now it is

this is not defined, but now it is

by notarealperson111 December 10, 2020

George Washingmachine

no.
just no.

George Washingmachine was the first president of the washing machine club

by notarealperson111 December 14, 2020