3 definitions by not mike ditka

Shut the fuck up, Donnie.

From the Cohen Brothers production, The Big Lebowski. Used to express irritation with someone who is ignorant, obnoxious, or asks too many questions.

"What's a petter ass, Walter?"

"Shut the fuck up, Donnie."

by not mike ditka October 29, 2004

A misinterperetaion of Afro-American dialect (Shut up, lyin'). Used to express disbelief or sheer irritation.

"I just had sex with Lindsay Lohan."

"Shut up, lion."

or

"Did you translate those intelligence reports yet, Al?"

"Shut up, lion."

by not mike ditka October 29, 2004

Someone who is sexually attracted to minors; a pedophile.

When he moved to Hollywood, he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a petter ass.

by not mike ditka October 29, 2004