jellyfish

N., a statement that sounds like a compliment but, the more you think about it, the more it stings like an insult. So named because, like a jellyfish, you don't feel it at first, but the longer you leave it on, the more it stings.

Chick #1: She was like, "You actually look nice today," and I was like, "Thanks." But then I'm like, what the fuck was the purpose of "actually"? Was she saying I don't usually look nice?
Chick #2: She said a total jellyfish to you, bitch.

by nappy pappy April 27, 2008

Nigger Run

The act of going down to the ghetto, grabbing a couple of niggers, putting them into one's trunk, and driving to Alabama to sell them to some redneck pig fuckers for use as forced labor on their cotton farms

Shit, man, I'm out of crack money. Looks like I'm going to have to go on another nigger run.

by nappy pappy April 27, 2008

teen-pregnancy name

A name that's so bad that only a teenager would give it to a child without considering the effect on the child

Guy #1: I've got a date with Jyllyn Dakota Hunter Dunn tomorrow.
Guy #2: What is she, a stripper?
Guy #1: Don't be like that; she's cool. It's not her fault she's got a teen-pregnancy name.

by nappy pappy May 08, 2008

redneck pig fuckers

rednecks who fuck pigs, not to be confused with rednecks who don't fuck pigs or pigfuckers who aren't rednecks

The barn party was kicking ass until some redneck pig fuckers showed up and fucked all of our pigs.

OR

Ben fucks pigs, but he's not a redneck pig fucker -- he's just a sick fuck.

by nappy pappy April 27, 2008

vibrator book

A bad romance novel devoid of any merit and containing eroticism that appeals only to shallow women

She's an avid reader, but all she reads are vibrator books

by nappy pappy May 04, 2008

Cockdrinker

Someone who is so fucked up that "cocksucker" is too rational for them, they have to do something irrational like drink the fucking cock

And then they came to my front door and woke me up on Saturday morning to try to convert me to Mormonism, so I whipped out my dick and pissed all over them. Cockdrinkers.

by nappy pappy May 01, 2008

nigger job

A menial task, usu. a particular duty rather than one's entire job

I love being a bartender; I just hate taking out the trash, cleaning the shit and come out the men's room, and all the other nigger jobs I have to do after closing.

by nappy pappy April 27, 2008