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oh my goodness valentine

A phrase normally used for people who fail horrendously trying to get a girl. Originated from a commentary sentence from an NBA commentator reacting to Denzel Valentine air balling a 3.
man: are you a girl? because I would like to get with you!

other man: oh my goodness valentine
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb February 18, 2025
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9/11

the day America started caring for others
9/11 is one of the worst days of all time for the US.
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023
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Crude Birth Rate

If you search this up, you probably take AP Human Geography classes too!

Well if you need to study what the fuck this is, this is the amount of people born per 1000 people in a society.
The Crude Birth Rate in the US is 11.
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb November 8, 2023
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Brazilian Flopper

"Brazilian Flopper" also known as professional Brazilian football player "Neymar" is a term joked by many football fans and social media for Neymar's outrageous dives while playing professionalized football. It is also known to be criticizing him for overreacting on a dive, even though it could be a minor dive, thinking that Neymar would be "overreacting".
John: Do you know who ghosts in Saudi and is a Brazilian Flopper?

Chris: Who is it?
John: ITS THE BRAZILIAN NEYMAR!!!
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 18, 2023
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Josh Giddey

An NBA player whose idol is Karl Malone and also dropped a quintuple double of 15 points, 15 rebounds, 15 assists, 15 blocks, 15 steals, in just 15 minutes. Don't believe me? Look up "Josh Giddey 15" on any website you search up on (It better be google you nerds).
Josh Giddey said Karl Malone was his idol before the allogations, what a coincidence.
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb November 26, 2023
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Taylor Swift

The woman who is worse than my glorious king Kanye
Kanye = 24 Grammys

Taylor Swift = 12 Grammys

I know my goat.
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023
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Qatar

a country in the Middle East that hosted the World Cup and is the reason why 2000 Arabs are fucking dead.
MESSI WINS THE FIFA WORLD CUP QATAR 2022!!!!!
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023
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