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UEFA Mens Player Of The Year

An award from UEFA for being voted their best player of the year. Normally given from international performances and European performances. Players who DIDN'T play for Europe during the voting period will NOT be nominated, no matter if they played like 2015 Ronaldo or 2012 Messi or 2015 Neymar in the 3rd division of Uruguay.

Erling Haaland wins this years UEFA Mens Player Of The Year, being Messi by about 100 votes!

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 19, 2023

Paysi

Paysi is a word described for Argentine Footballer Lionel Messi, getting the term "pay" for allegedly rigging and bribing things to referees to get an advantage towards the game. Even though it's the team that does it and not the autistic midget.

Paysi keeps paying referees asking for a penalty!!!

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 19, 2023

Level Two Gyat

An individual who has a decent curved booty, not the best one, but overall a decent one that others will be satisfied to look at.

Level Two Gyat, oh, I GYAT something in my eye.

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023

Concrete Jungle Wet Dream Tomato

A misheard lyric from the song "Empire State of Mind", created by Jay-Z and Alicia Keys. This is normally being misheard during the Chorus of the song, while the actual lyrics are: "Congrete Jungle Where Dreams are Made of"

NEWWW YORRRRRRKKKKKKK Concrete Jungle Wet Dream Tomato

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023

8 Ballon D'ors

Messi.

Messi has 8 Ballon D'ors!

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023

7 Ballon D'ors

USED to be Messi.

Messi used to have 7 Ballon D'ors until yesterday.

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023

Asian Parents

No matter what you do, no matter what you achieve, to Asian parents, you will always be a fucking disappointment.

Asian Parents be like:

Mountains, Sky, Animals, Creatures, all beautiful (The A's in my report card)

The description of the thing (The one B)

The Asian parents: *Intensely reading the description*

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023