morgan's definitions

Super Emo

A feeling one gets when in a dark cold room with nothing on but a guitar strapped around their neck, preferably crying and listening to hardcore music, loud and very hard.

Last night I was feeling super emo.

by Morgan November 23, 2003

Tipples

Titty nipples.

My tipples are rock hard in this cold weather.

by Morgan December 2, 2003

SPOKES

slang for the stretch marks that form on the anus when one receives penetration excessively

you could see the spokes on her from taking it in the rear entrance

by morgan August 8, 2003

stinky stan

the act of suprising someone by shoving your finger up someones butt.

she jumped 5 feet in the air when i gave her that stinky stan

by morgan August 8, 2003

fortune cookie

the post-coital act of putting a used condom back into the vagina, ideally without the girl's knowledge......a great practical joke !!

when she awoke in the morning and used the bathrom she found the fortune cookie i left her.

by MORGAN August 11, 2003

midnight steamer

The vengeful act of deficating at the front door of someone's house.
As an added bonus the feces may be picked up and thrown on the door. Gloves recommended.

That sucker messed with me for the last time, he's gonna get a midnight steamer !!

by morgan August 15, 2003

goodly

very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very good

this tv is sooo goodly!

by morgan August 22, 2003