morgan's definitions

tofino

coolest place on vancouver island

long beach is right by tofino, go there and go for a swim/surf

by Morgan April 21, 2005

milk the cow

Squeezing a boob.

if you hold the head steady I'm a milk the cow

by Morgan May 4, 2004

Lotionizing

A term created in the true north, by female students at a tech school, used to describe the application of a body lotion or creme.

Katie, when you are done lotionizing, would you want to watch a movie?

by Morgan January 23, 2005

roast

to make fun of, or riddicule another; to talk about somebody based on appearance, actions, or pesonalility

Look at those shoes Janie got on, dang she better not say anything to me or else I will roast her ass!

Helen roasted Uranka so bad, he almost made her cry.

J: Look at those two-toned shoes D got on
D: I kno u anit talking with that shirt. It streches so far that u dont even have to iron, EVER!!
Everybody: ROAST!!!!

by Morgan July 15, 2008

Impage

To impose the awesomeness of James Patrick Page through impaling

I am going to impage those sons of bitches who think Stairway is not a good song solely because it was too popular and well known and are too narrow-minded to understand its musical genius.

by Morgan February 16, 2005

meep

Meep;
Mustelid
Emitted
Erotic
Phonic
Originally used or coined as such on FurryMUCK.
Used when happy to see someone or as stated in other definitions 'Wow that person is hot!' Also in a greeting or showing surprise, questioning.. See other definitions for alternate usage.
Usually used by a mustelid character; Skunk, badger, mink, weasel, ferret..etc. Not to be confused with YIFF.

Happy:
Morgan has arrived.
Har'lea'quinn MEEPS!
(Har'lea'quinn is a friend.)
Surprise;
Morgan meeps in surprise as he's pounced!

by Morgan March 31, 2005

shitfucks

Word of both shit and fuck to exclaim major annoyance or suprise.

Hahahaha zoe i beat u 2 it!!!! no hard feelins tho :P

"Where is my bag???? O shitfucks!!"

by morgan October 4, 2004