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morgasm

When males named morgan take it in the ass they experiance a morgasim
Morgan had a morgasim with ted, hes homosexual lover
by Morgan November 5, 2004
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Lawnmower

1) Machine used to mow lawns, trim grass, and various weeds
2) Illegal mexican alien resident who snuck across the border holding a pinata, ten bottles of whisky, and a shitload of dirty mexican PCP Sometimes has retarded last name that is shameful due to a redneck father duping his dirty mexican mother into having sex. Tries to cover it up with a more obviously mexican name. Characterized by inability to communicate properly with others; exhibits an extreme fondness for tacos and other stereotypically mexican foods
Matthew Titcomb (a.k.a. Matthew Benitez)
by Morgan August 5, 2004
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kenny chesney

Kenny Chesney's tractor is sexy.
by Morgan January 24, 2005
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sasquatch

the act of jamming your big toe up anothers ass then shoving it down that same persons throat.
by morgan October 24, 2003
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Haslett

Not a fag farm. Not very many car accidents, or druggies. A very cool place to live. Lots of cool people to hang with.
Man 1: Haslett is AWESOME!
Man 2: Ya I LOVE living here.
Woman: Ya its cool.
by Morgan January 11, 2005
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duc de La Rouchefoucauld-Liancourt

A french duke who delivered the news of the fall of Bastille to King Louis XVI July 14, 1789. This began the French Revolution.

Someone with an extraordinarily long name that you couldn't correctly pronounce if you were paid to.
When King Louis XVI was told the news of the fall of the Bastille by the duc de La Rouchefoucauld-Lianocourt, he exclaimed
"Why, this is a revolt."
"No sire," replied the duc, "this is a revolution."

"hey what's his name?"
"i dunno, might as well be duc de La Rouchefoucauld-Lianocourt..."
by morgan December 5, 2004
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huggybear

Hot, Sweet, Funny, Thoughtful, Caring, Baller, Fun to talk with, baby Boo, cute smile, Can be a bully mostly not lol..in love with JoJo
Huggybear wont be online for a while because hes gone on vacation.
by Morgan March 25, 2005
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