9 definitions by monkey boy
A term referring to an extremely arduous episode or event such as being involved in a car crash or meeting your boyfriends/girlfriends parents. Believed to be derived from gruel the watery soup provided in workhouses during Dickensian times ie "please sir can I have some more gruel?".
by monkey boy February 4, 2005
by monkey boy February 7, 2019
the beutifulist girl you've ever lade your eyes on shes about 5ft1 and only ways 5 stone so imagin what you could do to that hey boys but all u kiddie fidllers fuck off shes only 14
by monkey boy January 27, 2005
White viscous fluid ejected from a man's penis during ejaculation. Ejaculate. Sperm.
see also: baby gravy, man paste, man custard, cock paste, cum, jizz, root juice, seed, semen, sperm, spunk, and splooge.
see also: baby gravy, man paste, man custard, cock paste, cum, jizz, root juice, seed, semen, sperm, spunk, and splooge.
Eric is such a whore, he cannot get enough cock paste in his ass.
or
I drilled Chris long and hard and finally filled her pussy with my cock paste.
or
I drilled Chris long and hard and finally filled her pussy with my cock paste.
by monkey boy February 19, 2004
The offspring of people(?) from isolated communities who are married to his/her/?? father/mother/brother/sister/any near relation.
See also inbred, Royal Family
See also inbred, Royal Family
by monkey boy November 20, 2003
by monkey boy January 13, 2004
When a couple is sleeping "spoon style" and the one in front releases some toxic fumes, then raises and lowers the sheets ever so slightly propelling the stench up between the close lying bodies "the Chimney" and entering the nostrils of the one behind.
by monkey boy August 4, 2004