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catterole

cooked Cat casserole,it's what Australians eat for Sunday lunch along with kangaroo's.
The cat meat should be boiled alive,skinned,diced and fried with onions and garlic and served with chutney until it is browned
It is highy recommended that the dish be left to simmer for @ least five hours before eating.
Aussie drongo Bloke: g'day mate, youse coming over for Sunday arvo barbie and catterole to watch the Footy?
Pommy bastard:no thank you,i'm vegetarian,wheres the dunny?
drango:ok Figjam Whinging Greenie Bastard,the cook not too happy,but No worries mate,that's Fair dinkum,BYO (Bring Your Own)Sanger and XXXX tinnies.
by mohair September 11, 2007
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Brighton & Hove

Brighton & Hove England.only city in the world with an official ampersand (&) in the title & also the first city of the New Millennium 2000 granted city status by Queen Elizabeth making it a very gay place to be.
visting finnish EF language student:hello!"i'm looking for kemptown".
local chav:no bro!this is the rubbish tip,i tink you mean camptown that's down in centre of Brighton & Hove actually!.give us your mobile & fuck off back to nokialand ya noncey poof U tryin ta bugger me?"
by mohair July 16, 2007
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If she smokes, she pokes

Think about it: If a girl smokes a pack of cigarettes,that means she's simulating the act of sucking 20 little white dicks every day!
The odds are even higher if she smokes and has a tattoo!
dad:son,i give you just one piece of advice about women,If she smokes, she pokes..
son:ok,thanks dad.
by mohair May 27, 2007
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Dum Maro Dum

smoking weed,hits from the bong,Take another toke,Dum Maro Dum.
remember kids,Dum Maro Dum(Take another toke) & avoid all needle drugs. The only dope worth shooting is George Bush.
Hare Krishna
by mohair May 23, 2007
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Puff the Magic Dragon

Paff,Der Zauberdrachen (Puff the Magic Dragon) song sang in german & performed Monkey Circus linz 1975 by Marlene Dietrich where her very long career largely ended when she broke her leg:Believed by some trippy hippies to refer to smoking marijuana,due to references to paper dragon(draggin)and puffs of smoke.therfore being banned around some of the world with it's association with the drug culture.
hippy: PMD a coded song about marijuana.
negra:no shit bro,i tink it was the Spooky Douglas AC-47 gunships developed by the US Air Force during the Vietnam War.
hippy:O hare krishna Puff the Magic Dragon maybe your right!
by mohair June 15, 2007
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<3-

A IM/SMS symbol for a british icecream cornet with a chocolate flake stuck on top.
infatuated teenage girl:OMG!ahhh,do you really love me sending me the text <3-?
abusive older guy: WTF! NO i don't you stupid bitch,i can hear green sleeve!i want you to go to the Mr Whippy icecream van and get me a 99,doubled flaked and dont you forget to sprinkle 100's and 1,000's on top!
by mohair August 9, 2007
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Micky O'Hare

Irish slang of a catholic male, to copulate readily, enthusiastically, vigorously, or all three. Based on the rapid rate of reproduction of hares/rabbits.
Molly Malone:fuck me harder micky o'hare'til I scream!:
unmarried priest:but we've already got ten kids!
by mohair July 1, 2007
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