miklus's definitions

sad waves

when a person who has been dumped and still loves the other partner is overall happy, but whenever someone says something to remind them of that special person, they get his with a "wave of sadness".

Pizey: "Fuck, I have such a big phone phobia"

Mike: *in quiet voice* "She told me not to call her"

Pizey: "sad waves?"

Mike: "yeah"

by Miklus May 15, 2006

packin heat

To have a gun on your person at any given time.

I'm packin heat now that I'm out all night downtown.

by Miklus August 7, 2006

shrublin

A lower class mooch who steals tokes and quarters.

"hey man, can I shrublin soma yer fuckin'weed?"

by Miklus April 5, 2006

lick my nine

An act of someone referring to themselves as "hot" in some way by reffering to their nipple as a beatiful thing.

mike: LOOK it's that kid we planned to "befriend"

Ben: I'll get him to lick my nine

mike: eww, kinky

by Miklus April 25, 2006

Dorsche

The mix between a douche and a porsche. Usually said when trying to say 2 things at once.

Mike: "...thats what she said"

Anders: "shup dorsche"

by Miklus July 16, 2006

sacne

Large, easy to pop pimples to your testicles, except you squeeze your nuts when popping them, so it hurts alot.

mike: I had the most intense sacne the other day, I was enduring the pain and I got a good one popped and it squirted and hit my left nipple

mitch: good aim, yet fuckin' gross

by Miklus April 25, 2006

Grandparents

Your parents parents, usually old. You may not want to visit them now, but when they open up, you will hear well-spun stories of their "glory days". And if you are lucky you will hear stories of their many diffrent conquests, being either drugs or boyfriends/girlfriends. War stories are a popular and exiting one. Maybe their immagration from a diffrent country in times of need. They will enjoy talking to their grandchildren, offering advice or just being in your presence. Enjoy them while they last, they are not here for ever.

Grandpa: "I remember when I was 22 and me and my friend bought some LSD and went train-hopping around Canada"

Grandchild: "really?"

Grandma: "Oh william! don't give bobby any ideas!"

Grandpa: *laughing* "but they were the best times of my life"

grandson: *thinking* 'I can't wait to tell my kids funny stories of drugs, drinking, and women!'
long live grandparents!

by miklus June 11, 2006