miklus's definitions

packin heat

To have a gun on your person at any given time.

I'm packin heat now that I'm out all night downtown.

by Miklus August 7, 2006

water polo hair

After an athlete has been playing water polo for a prolounged amount og time, the chlorine makes his (girls usually take care of their hair) hair fryed and intensly crazy, also makes it lighter.

Girl 1:"I looooovvve water polo players! they have great bodies, not to mention their awesome water polo hair!

Girl 2: YEAH

by miklus May 6, 2006

love warts

A very sickening name for a very beautiful thing, of course, I mean breats, boobs, tits, etc., etc.

Pizey: "Fuck man, look at her beautiful love warts!"

Alex: "I lost all respect for you now, that is the worst name I have ever heard for tits."

by Miklus May 17, 2006

Man Can

A bigger then normal size beer. Usually domestic.

Man, Bobby just chugged a man can for 3 bucks!

by Miklus April 4, 2006

cheeDubs

The real name for a McDonalds double cheeseburger.

Alex: Oh man, I fucking ate my Q-PDubs so fast, I'm gonna get a cheeDubs

Mitch: CHEEDUBS!

by miklus May 11, 2006

sad waves

when a person who has been dumped and still loves the other partner is overall happy, but whenever someone says something to remind them of that special person, they get his with a "wave of sadness".

Pizey: "Fuck, I have such a big phone phobia"

Mike: *in quiet voice* "She told me not to call her"

Pizey: "sad waves?"

Mike: "yeah"

by Miklus May 15, 2006

urban pirate

A hobo living downtown, with one eye, and an eyepatch, hence the term pirate. Usually has a 1980's bright pink windbreaker, safeway shopping cart filled with blankets, empties, etc.

*driving*
matt: "URBAN PIRATE!"
allison: "what! THERE"
mike: "Arrgg me heartie!"
allison: "Check for an eyepatch!"
matt: "there!"
*all*: "URBAN PIRATE!"

by miklus May 30, 2006