31 definitions by mason

sucker punch

This occurs when someone hits someone else from behind, usually when the person being hit doesn't know it until afterwards. Usually considered shady or a "bitch move".

That motherfucker came up and sucker punched me!

by mason April 15, 2003

university of richmond

A highly selective, liberal arts school in Richmond, Virginia.

I wish I was accepted to Richmond.

by mason March 31, 2005

Rumpy

Endearing term for a friend or family member, usually another male. May come from the word "grumpy" originally, or may refer to the rump or butt. My father called my grandfather this and vice versa. Is also an adjective meaning "darn" or "stupid" for objects or situations.

"Hey Rumpy, what's up?"
"I was watching the rumpy baseball game and the rumpy Cubs lost again."

by mason November 13, 2003

cold cock

The act of either fucking or slapping someone across the face with a limp penis.

Hey, chach, I cold cocked your mom last night.

by mason April 15, 2003

hippie-critical

wannabe hippies who break the rules of hippie-dom, such as littering, driving an SUV, showering, or wearing designer clothes.

damn, look at those hippies littering... thats so hippie-critical!

by mason March 27, 2005

rosie palms

Another creative term for male masturbation

I'm spending a quiet evening with Rosie Palms tonight.

by mason April 15, 2003

Pervis

An endearing term for a fellow with unusual or outward fetishes or perversions. Or just a friend / brother / etc. who made his perversions public somehow and can't live it down. pervert

Hey Pervis, how's it hangin'?

by mason November 13, 2003