mason's definitions

rosie palms

Another creative term for male masturbation

I'm spending a quiet evening with Rosie Palms tonight.

by Mason April 14, 2003

cold cock

The act of either fucking or slapping someone across the face with a limp penis.

Hey, chach, I cold cocked your mom last night.

by Mason April 14, 2003

crumb snatcher

Derogatory term for a young black child. See niglet

Git outta mah trailer ya'll lil' crumb snatcher!

by Mason April 14, 2003

Rumpy

Endearing term for a friend or family member, usually another male. May come from the word "grumpy" originally, or may refer to the rump or butt. My father called my grandfather this and vice versa. Is also an adjective meaning "darn" or "stupid" for objects or situations.

"Hey Rumpy, what's up?"
"I was watching the rumpy baseball game and the rumpy Cubs lost again."

by Mason November 13, 2003

cack

To use ones penis to hit someone with, usually upon the face.

A combination of 'cock' and 'smack'

'He cacked me on the face, and now I have a big long bruise'

'Watch it, or i'll cack you.'

by Mason January 30, 2004

Craptown

Term used to describe something displeasing or otherwise horrible. Imagine, if you will, a town, named "Crap Town" and what sort of things you would find in said town. "Craptown" should only be used to describe inanimate objects; it is considered very degrading to describe a person as craptown.

There is no way I am letting that craptown X-box into my house!

by Mason January 14, 2005

chill your beans

chill out, stop being an asshole

person1- i'm gonna fuck you up biatch
person2- wow man, chill your beans

by mason February 4, 2004