141 definitions by mandingoe

stiff hand syndrome

Thickening of the skin of the palm that results in loss of ability to hold hand straight. This condition occurs only in people with diabetes

Get your mind out of the gutter. Stiff hand syndrome is a symtom of advanced diabetes.

by mandingoe May 18, 2004

SUV in the pants

a gargantuan butt, more extreme than junk in the trunk

I look away when she's in the room. She's got an SUV in her pants. Each buttock is like a VW Beatle

by mandingoe June 1, 2004

oxter

armpit

a standard english word, not slang, which could and should be used widely

Be sure to wash under your oxters boys.

Shite, your kit smells like a squally oxter.

by mandingoe June 8, 2004

p.k.

penalty kick (in football/soccer)

They won the game on a p.k. with 4 minutes remaining.

by mandingoe June 8, 2004

swellegant

nifty, witty, swank, jazzy and maybe a trifle gay
swell + ellegant
Coined by Cole Porter

The costumes were absolutely swellegant.

by mandingoe June 15, 2004

Pervy

Creepy. Describes a middle-aged guy who stares too much and doesn't realize that young girls aren't interested in him. A step below a stalker.

The thing she hated most about the bus were the stares from the pervy guy.

by mandingoe April 19, 2004

get a room

Derisive or humorous comment said to couples engaged in heavy-duty PDA (e.g. swapping spit in the middle of a party) that means your wanton lust is making me uncomfortable (or jealous). The implication is you should get a motel room because you're practically doing it here.

Get a room you two love birds! We're trying to watch the game here.

by mandingoe May 24, 2004