leah's definitions

video games

An escape from life, like (see weed). When you get back, the problems of life hit you in the face like a brick.

mother: why are you on those games so much?
son: Everything else sucks.

by leah March 29, 2005

goo

the stuff that comes out of women when they come.

i had goo all over my undies when i saw him.

by Leah May 17, 2004

broken condom

STD's

A woman may not know she has an STD from prior sexual desires with men and she may infect her current partner with a broken condom.

by Leah September 2, 2003

f.o.b.

abrevation for the band fall out boy. hits include "sugar, we're going down", and "dance, dance".

my favorite song is sugar we're going down by f.o.b.

by leah December 26, 2005

cuntfused

Being unsure of oneself. Confused to the extreme.

I was so cuntfused when she called me an assbasket.

by Leah October 19, 2003

shmuck

as told to me by a 90 year old jew: DIRTY PENIS

Girl I wouldn't touch his dick with a ten foot pole and dishwashin gloves-thats one skanky shmuck.

by Leah February 21, 2003

Dyslexified

When a person mixes up the words in a sentence hardcore.

"How dyslexified is that sentence?"

Original sentence: "Entering Data at the station with David"

Dyslexified sentence: Entering David at the Data with Station"

by Leah October 6, 2004