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Democrat

One of the two major political parties in the U.S. run by rich lobbyists known for radical spending, special interest and high taxes.

see: Republican

The Democrat party represents its own self interest.

by [e-mail] February 2, 2008

airline

A transportation company that is supposed to get you from one coast to the other in a a few hours but is permitted by the FAA and Dept. of Transportation to abuse its customers by trapping them for hours at a time on the ground without access to water, snacks, or a bathroom; and losing your expensive baggage--only to return it to you weeks later and in bad condition; not to mention having seats that are dangerously narrow and if a person is fat, they have to buy an extra seat; and the aircraft's operator is drunk.

The airline lives up to its reputation--it doesn't matter wheather you are going to heaven or hell, you have to go through Chicago.

by [e-mail] May 9, 2008

carmel

A city in Hamilton County, Indiana and a posh suburb of Indianapolis. City population of about 60,000 in 2005.

Mistakingly pronounced "car-mell" by outsiders.

Carmel is probaly the only place in Indiana where a lot of rich people live.

by [e-mail] March 26, 2007

middle class

The socioeconomic class in the United States that emerged after WWII, know for suburban sprawl, soccer moms, SUVs, and strip malls. The middle class is neither poor nor rich, but comprise the largest share of the political electorate. The middle class is the only thing that separates the United States from the Third World and much of Europe, but is on the verge of its demise as politicians tax them to death and take away their jobs thru NAFTA and outsourcing, and as middle-class Americans themselves indulge in conspicuous consumption, that will ultimately lead financial insecurity. The middle-class is rapidly being squeezed out of existance. Often dubbed the Working Class by some, the middle-class can be both blue collar and white collar.

The middle class is the largest share of American society.

by [e-mail] March 24, 2009

The Bachelor

A reality show on ABC that puts 25 desperate and lonely Bachelorettes in competition with each other over a lonely, desperate Bachelor they don’t even know in the hopes that he will propose at the end of the season. These women are subdued by his looks, success,his charm, and his money, and mistakingly believe they are in love with him when they don’t even know him from Adam. Each week the Bachelorettes are given some time to be alone with the Bachelor, sometimes to the point of having sex with him, in the hopes he will be more likely to choose them. One crazy woman even gave the Bachelor on the last season her underwear upon meeting him for the first time, proving her overhwhelming lonliness and desperation (he eliminated her right away). At the end of each episode, the Bachelor gives a rose to the girls he wants to continue to the next round. In the closing weeks of the season the Bachelor travels to the ladies’ hometown to see her family and takes a weekend trip with her (probably having sex with her). In the last epsiode the Bachelor is seen searching for a ring for the lady he has chosen, and in the final moments finally chooses between two Bachelorettes left as to which lady he wants to be with.

The Bachelor makes me so sick that an STD test is necessary after watching it.

by [e-mail] April 28, 2008

Columbus

The capital and largest city of Ohio and for some reason, is the 16th largest in the U.S. It is a nice place to live but this college town suffers form a low profile and hardly any identity (at least Cleveland has the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame). Its known for absolutely nothing, except the Buckeyes of Ohio State University, one of the largest universities in the United States.

What the heck is in Columbus?

by [e-mail] August 3, 2007

californicate

when Californians move to another state and take their politics with them, thus driving up the cost of living for everyone else, pollution, traffic, crime and hurting the overall quality of life and turning their new state into another California. Examples include Denver, Phoenix, Las Vegas and Seattle.

Phoenix was doing just fine until Californians moved here and started to Californicate it.

by [e-mail] December 23, 2010