kristen's definitions

MTV2

mtv2 is a demon channel. it turns bands into being really good into sellouts. even if its a "whole nother channel" it still goes on to mtv when the video gets popular enough. why must they do that to so many good bands ? examples...afi and brand new.....

hey didn't afi used to be the most awesome band in the world?

yeah but then their video got on mtv2 and loads of dumbasses have acces to them and are gonna start liking them after all these years.

by kristen October 17, 2003

birthday

another day closer to dieing

by kristen October 23, 2003

sell out

Someone who chooses to fuck you over for a stupid ass reason. (EX. girlfriend, boyfriend, work, family)

You're gonna sell out for that stupid bitch!!!!
Where is my bottle Of Crown you fucking sell out!!!

by Kristen August 6, 2003

really though

used when the person talking either wants the person listening to believe them after the talker has joked around, or when the speaker believes that the listeners are not taking them seriously

your mama is so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch, really though, your mama is stupid

by Kristen June 25, 2004

Dork

An individual who is typically a little off-beat. Often characterized by glasses, annoying laughs, rather un-entertaining jokes, and obsessions with games like "War Craft" and/or any other p.c. or system video games.

"Man, your brother is such a dork, all he does is sit in his room and play on the computer."

by Kristen December 1, 2003

boyfriend

1) The term you must associate with the male you are having sexual relations with in order to avoid being declared a "slut"
2) The nickname for your vibrator in the bedside drawer.

1) "Sorry, I can't hang out tonight, my boyfriend is coming over."
2) "Wow, this porn is really exciting, I think my boyfriend needs to make an appearance."

by Kristen December 1, 2003

fuck that shit

The new, hip, slightly more vulgar way of saying "no way jose".

"Go to detroit without my ak47!? FUCK THAT SHIT!"

by Kristen December 1, 2003