kristen's definitions

mat

A gooey greenish-white mucus substance that mysteriously appears in the eye upon awakening.

Sally hoped the suprise emission from her boyfriend would work it's way out through the mat process.

by Kristen April 25, 2005

Jade Puget

one of the best guitarists around, in the best band ever AFI. always has to have that one great pink accessory. has interesting but extremely cool hair, kinda reminds me of gumbi. id say that he's hot, but ppl who say that kinda sound like teenieboppers and poseurs, even though he is hot. but ill admire his talent instead.

jade is the smartest guy in the world.

by kristen August 6, 2003

Oreo

A black person is usually called a Oreo if they say, or wear anything that has to do with so called white culture. Such as wearing Abercrombie, American Eagle, and Hollister. Also talking like they have common sense, which is the way most white people talk. Most black people think that they're a total disgrace to all blacks. I personally don't like being called a oreo, because it's saying that a black person can't shop at any of the stores above, and they can't talk like they have common sense.

Black on the outside....white on the the inside

by Kristen July 22, 2008

dippie

Person who is sometimes known as the Mod kid, or the indie kid. Dippies are whatever they want to be at that minute, and they can fit in with the groups. Sometimes thought of as a back stabber by radicals. Everyone tends to like dippies for no apparent reason, except for the fact that they blend in so easily.

You can't really put a label on her. She's a dippie.

by Kristen January 7, 2003

Ramen

ramen: the best food to eat when you can't afford anything more than 30 cents, a brick of dried noodles that you boil for 2 minutes and then throw in the condensed powder flavoring and... wa-la!

bill: hey, guess we're down to our last dimes. we'll starve.

bob: you kidding? we'll live off ramen noodles.

by kristen June 28, 2003

poocha

VERB: to soak up, with bread, any leftover 'juices' left behind after fininshing a meal

BACKGROUND: the polite way to consume any sauces, dressing, etc. leftover after finishing a meal without rudely slurping them up.

In order to poocha the lingering pasta sauce left over in his plate, he used a piece of bread to soak it up.

by Kristen April 6, 2004

For fucks sake

An exclamation often used when something is profound and makes little/no sense; Close synonym for "what the hell!?"

"For fucks sake Jacob, I can't believe you fucked Tim."

by Kristen December 1, 2003