22 definitions by koalaroo

A term usually applied to the blonde, fake n' bake orange girls who frequent frat parties and the beds of student athletes. She usually dresses for male attention: short skirt, tight shirt, thong hanging out, lots of makeup to cover up the ugly. Not all hooknasties are in sororities, but every sorostitute is a hooknasty. Often shamelessly performs the walk of shame. Is proud to talk about her sexploits and how she didn't use a condom.
Hey, go bareback that hooknasty if you want herpes!
by koalaroo February 28, 2008
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1. relating to vomit or vomiting
2. An appropriate name for North Charleston, the ghetto attached to Charleston, SC. North Charleston is clearly up from Charleston on the map. Charleston is often referred to as "Chucktown". Thus "up" and "chuck" forming "Upchuck".
1. Don't upchuck in my car!
2. Remember to lock your doors if you're driving through Upchuck, and don't gaze directly at any of its inhabitants.
by koalaroo May 19, 2008
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A derogatory term for a baseball groupie looking to score big and either land a ballplayer for a hubby or cause the baseball player to have marital problems. Might conveniently forget to use birth control. They get better looking the higher the level of baseball. See baseball Annie.
That Annie nailed that baseball star and then sent pics of it to his wife and to the newspaper, and now she's asking for child support.
by koalaroo February 28, 2008
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An idiot online who has been around for ages, and still doesn't know how the hell to do things in the video games he plays. Nubsauce is often used together with l2play.
Halo's been out for forever, and he still plays it, and he still sucks at it. What a nubsauce.
by koalaroo February 29, 2008
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When the mammary tissues of a male become pronounced, usually as a side effect of obesity. Also called man tits.

This is a medical condition called gynecomastia.
Dude, that kid has such big moobs he needs a bra!
by koalaroo February 28, 2008
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That shaman just purged my buffs and rank 1 frost shocked me to death!
by koalaroo February 29, 2008
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Mississippi is stereotyped as being at the top of bad categories (crime), and at the bottom of good categories (education). "Thank God for Mississippi" is often used in relief, because statistically speaking, Mississippi will be worse off than your state.
When he got the new rankings of primary education by state, the state superintendent of education exclaimed "Thank God for Mississippi" in relief.
by koalaroo May 19, 2008
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