koalaroo's definitions

skating rink

A ginormous diamond engagement ring. Often found on the ring finger of a gold digger.

Holy shit! I just got blinded by the skating rink on that chick's finger!

by koalaroo February 28, 2008

alcorexia

This is the condition that occurs after a night of binge drinking and the subsequent bout of vomiting. Alcorexia is caused by a hangover so bad that the sufferer cannot eat. A night of alcolimia is often followed by a day of alcorexia.

Some sorostitutes may view alcorexia as a sound form of dieting. After all, it does cut carbs.

by koalaroo May 19, 2008

alcolimia

A condition in which one consumes so much alcohol that they end up vomiting it up and therefore do not gain weight (and may in fact lose weight). Furthermore, the day after a night of binge drinking, the alcolimic is unable to consume food due to nasty hangover. See alcorexia.

Sorostitutes are commonly afflicted with alcolimia from Thursday evenings to Sunday mornings.

by koalaroo May 19, 2008

palmetto bug

"Palmetto bug" is a southern euphemism for the giant flying cockroach that inhabits the southeastern US. It is more commonly referred to as the "American cockroach" in scientific conversations.

A palmetto bug flew through the front door and into my face. I wanted to bathe in Lysol afterward.

by koalaroo May 26, 2008

herpagonosyphilaids

A condition in which a person has multiple STDs. Usually acquired by promiscuous fucktards who refuse to use condoms during intercourse. Used to signify how nasty someone is.

I heard John got herpagonosyphilaids from all those hooknasties.

by koalaroo February 28, 2008

fake n' bake

1. (adj) Describes a tan achieved in a tanning bed.
2. (n) A fake tan achieved in a tanning bed.
3. (n) A tanning salon, or the tanning bed itself.
4. (v) The act of achieving a fake tan from a tanning bed.

1. OMGWTF! That girl is fake n' bake orange!
2. Look at her nasty fake n' bake!
3. I went to the fake n' bake yesterday and now I'm peeling!
4. Oh my gawd, I finally stopped peeling! I'm going to go fake n' bake for 20 minutes!

by koalaroo February 27, 2008

hooknasty

A term usually applied to the blonde, fake n' bake orange girls who frequent frat parties and the beds of student athletes. She usually dresses for male attention: short skirt, tight shirt, thong hanging out, lots of makeup to cover up the ugly. Not all hooknasties are in sororities, but every sorostitute is a hooknasty. Often shamelessly performs the walk of shame. Is proud to talk about her sexploits and how she didn't use a condom.

Hey, go bareback that hooknasty if you want herpes!

by koalaroo February 28, 2008