"This book is a really important part of my currenthood"
"Thanks to your behaviour, my currenthood has been ruined!"
"Thanks to your behaviour, my currenthood has been ruined!"
by just like honey June 12, 2018
Get the Currenthoodmug. Someone you employ to help fill in the gaps that your main relationship is no longer meeting.
May be on a permanent or temporary basis, paid or unpaid.
Services can include companionship, advice or sexual favors.
May be on a permanent or temporary basis, paid or unpaid.
Services can include companionship, advice or sexual favors.
Leon: "Dating Stacey is so hard. She's always away on business."
Fred: "Why don't you talk to Kylie? She's a professional relationship assistant."
Fred: "Why don't you talk to Kylie? She's a professional relationship assistant."
by just like honey November 21, 2021
Get the Relationship Assistantmug. A phrase popular amongst fans (or 'stans') of mainstream musical acts. Used to assert the superiority of their favourite singer over another fan's, whether for a substantial or a trivial reason.
"omg Queen Mariah slayed that whistle note. Your fave could never!"
"Yaaas Mama Beyonce just gave birth to twins, your fave could never!"
"Yaaas Mama Beyonce just gave birth to twins, your fave could never!"
by just like honey June 19, 2017
Get the Your fave could never!mug. by just like honey May 14, 2017
Get the Shellousmug. Adj.
A portmanteau of "flop" and "fabulous", used to ironically describe a failure in a positive light.
A portmanteau of "flop" and "fabulous", used to ironically describe a failure in a positive light.
"Amanda's vegetarian party was truly flopulous"
"I had a flopulous attempt at trying to bike up that mountain"
"I had a flopulous attempt at trying to bike up that mountain"
by just like honey September 07, 2013
Get the Flopulousmug. When a guy rests his hand or head on the wall in front of him while peeing over the toilet for extra support. Usually necessary when a guy is drunk, tired or just needs to achieve an optimum peeing angle.
Sam: "I was so wasted last night I couldn't stand upright while peeing, so I had to resort to urinforcement"
by just like honey March 16, 2016
Get the Urinforcementmug. Politically correct term for people who are obese or overweight.
Used to avoid the scientific and medical implications, whose truths may be too confrontational.
Often used to piggyback off the sympathy from similar terms such as "People of color", a legitimately discriminated group.
Used to avoid the scientific and medical implications, whose truths may be too confrontational.
Often used to piggyback off the sympathy from similar terms such as "People of color", a legitimately discriminated group.
Doctor: "Your current weight qualifies you as 'obese'. We can help you return to a healthy weight."
Patient: "That won't be necessary because I'm not obese, I'm 'people of size'."
Patient: "That won't be necessary because I'm not obese, I'm 'people of size'."
by just like honey February 16, 2020
Get the People of sizemug.