just like honey's definitions

Relationship Assistant

Someone you employ to help fill in the gaps that your main relationship is no longer meeting.

May be on a permanent or temporary basis, paid or unpaid.

Services can include companionship, advice or sexual favors.

Leon: "Dating Stacey is so hard. She's always away on business."
Fred: "Why don't you talk to Kylie? She's a professional relationship assistant."

by just like honey November 21, 2021

Mariah Tax

This is an annual 8.3% tax deducted from everyone's lifetime and given to Mariah Carey.

Every December (1/12th of the year), Mariah Carey's Christmas career, especially her single "All I Want for Christmas Is You", dominates the media and becomes inescapable. Her Christmas media permeates all corners of society and becomes impossible for people to avoid.

Emily: "Wanna go to Florida next week?"
Joseph: "Let me check to see if I have any leftover time after this year's Mariah Tax."

by just like honey May 30, 2022

Boodigarettes

The combined foul smell of booty, dick, and cigarettes.

Thalia: "It smells like boodigarettes here!"

by just like honey March 1, 2022

if he look he took

Phrase meaning that if your man is checking out somebody else then you've already lost him.

Naysha: "Why Ramone keep looking at that bitch?"
Carla: "If he look he took!"

by just like honey July 7, 2025

Bribesmaid

A bridesmaid who, upon learning that she's in the running for the position of Maid of Honour, begins to schmooze to tip the odds in her favour. This could include flattery, doing favours, buying gifts and other general ass-kissing.

Alvin: "What's with Mary? She never has time for me anymore"
Toni: "That's because she's too busy being Kate's bribesmaid"
Alvin: "Oh man, not again"

by just like honey October 7, 2015

Currenthood

The present time in your life.

The part of your life that you are living right now.

"This book is a really important part of my currenthood"

"Thanks to your behaviour, my currenthood has been ruined!"

by just like honey June 12, 2018

Peggy Sue

Street slang for a small gun. Usually a .22 caliber pistol.

Named Peggy Sue Thomas, the former beauty queen who was an accomplice in a murder.

Used in songs by Rihanna and Jay-Z

"You better back up before he pull out that Peggy Sue"

"It's a .22. I call her Peggy Sue"

by just like honey July 2, 2019