just like honey's definitions

Bribesmaid

A bridesmaid who, upon learning that she's in the running for the position of Maid of Honour, begins to schmooze to tip the odds in her favour. This could include flattery, doing favours, buying gifts and other general ass-kissing.

Alvin: "What's with Mary? She never has time for me anymore"
Toni: "That's because she's too busy being Kate's bribesmaid"
Alvin: "Oh man, not again"

by just like honey October 7, 2015

Urinforcement

When a guy rests his hand or head on the wall in front of him while peeing over the toilet for extra support. Usually necessary when a guy is drunk, tired or just needs to achieve an optimum peeing angle.

Sam: "I was so wasted last night I couldn't stand upright while peeing, so I had to resort to urinforcement"

by just like honey March 16, 2016

People of size

Politically correct term for people who are obese or overweight.

Used to avoid the scientific and medical implications, whose truths may be too confrontational.

Often used to piggyback off the sympathy from similar terms such as "People of color", a legitimately discriminated group.

Doctor: "Your current weight qualifies you as 'obese'. We can help you return to a healthy weight."
Patient: "That won't be necessary because I'm not obese, I'm 'people of size'."

by just like honey February 16, 2020

Your contribution has been noted

A sarcastic phrase used after someone gives you their unwanted opinion or advice.

Debbie: "I think you should try being a bit more social with your workmates"
Emily: "Your contribution has been noted"

Karla: "I like your dress, but that's not really your colour"
Emily: "Your contribution has been noted"

by just like honey July 1, 2017

if he look he took

Phrase meaning that if your man is checking out somebody else then you've already lost him.

Naysha: "Why Ramone keep looking at that bitch?"
Carla: "If he look he took!"

by just like honey July 7, 2025

Shellous

An alternative way of saying "Jealous".

"Christina needs to stop copying me. She's such a shellous cow"

by just like honey May 14, 2017

Flopulous

Adj.
A portmanteau of "flop" and "fabulous", used to ironically describe a failure in a positive light.

"Amanda's vegetarian party was truly flopulous"

"I had a flopulous attempt at trying to bike up that mountain"

by just like honey September 7, 2013