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Relationship Assistant

Someone you employ to help fill in the gaps that your main relationship is no longer meeting.

May be on a permanent or temporary basis, paid or unpaid.

Services can include companionship, advice or sexual favors.
Leon: "Dating Stacey is so hard. She's always away on business."
Fred: "Why don't you talk to Kylie? She's a professional relationship assistant."
by just like honey November 21, 2021
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Hoe Hours

A window of time during the day during which it is safest to be a hoe. This is usually 12:00 am - 2:00 am, given the sneaky nature of the action.

During these hours, hoe activity reaches peak traffic. This is the best time to request a hoe.
"It's gonna be hoe hour soon. I better pack an extra pair of undies."

"One day he says he wants to be my boyfriend, the next day he's calling me in the hoe hours of the morning."
by just like honey February 16, 2020
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Alkaline Bitch

The scientifically accurate way of saying "basic bitch".
Emily: "Megan is so basic."
Carla: "Agreed. She suffers from being an alkaline bitch."
by just like honey July 22, 2021
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Bitch preach!

An exclamation used to emphasize strong agreement with something that has just been said.
Michelle: "I've had enough of this job, I'm quitting after this order"
Kasheena: "Bitch preach!"

Lydia: "These four-dollar short shorts from Kmart are the shizz!"
Kasheena: "Bitch preach!"
by just like honey December 21, 2015
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Rubbish gay

A type of person within the gay community who fulfills all the gay stereotypes and is a living embodiment of that stereotype.

A Rubbish Gay usually displays an affinity for one or more of the following: frivolous drama, traditionally 'feminine' behavior, overspending, overly saccharine pop music and party lifestyles.

The Rubbish Gay often centres his life around "seeing and being seen" and less on his career or other more substantial goals.
Sam: "Tom was talking shit about you the whole time at the Naomi Smalls show."

Colton: "Girl he ain't nothing but a stunt queen and a total rubbish gay"
by just like honey July 26, 2020
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I don't know her

A subtle way of expressing how poorly you think of someone. A form of shade.

Coined by Mariah Carey, in 2003, when she was asked about whats he thought of Jennifer Lopez.
Samantha: "Weren't you best friends with Alana?"
Emily: "I don't know her"

Mary: "Are you and James still dating?"
Emily: "I don't know her"
by just like honey September 1, 2017
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gumamint

A bastardized pronunciation of "government". Popular amongst less literate populations.
"I work for the gumamint"
by just like honey May 3, 2021
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