just like honey's definitions

Ringtone Trauma

The severe feelings of anxiety someone develops from their alarm clock ringtone.

Often this anxiety is triggered when the person hears their alarm tone during normal day hours. Upon hearing the ringtone, the person usually feels disturbed or in need to quickly silence the phone as it brings about torturous feelings of being disturbed from a peaceful sleep.

Nathan: "What happened to your phone?"
Kelly: "My alarm clock ringtone went off during lunch by accident and I got a serious case of Ringtone Trauma so I threw it at the wall"
Nathan: "Are you ok?"

by just like honey April 22, 2014

Bribesmaid

A bridesmaid who, upon learning that she's in the running for the position of Maid of Honour, begins to schmooze to tip the odds in her favour. This could include flattery, doing favours, buying gifts and other general ass-kissing.

Alvin: "What's with Mary? She never has time for me anymore"
Toni: "That's because she's too busy being Kate's bribesmaid"
Alvin: "Oh man, not again"

by just like honey October 7, 2015

Bitch preach!

An exclamation used to emphasize strong agreement with something that has just been said.

Michelle: "I've had enough of this job, I'm quitting after this order"
Kasheena: "Bitch preach!"

Lydia: "These four-dollar short shorts from Kmart are the shizz!"
Kasheena: "Bitch preach!"

by just like honey December 21, 2015

Urinforcement

When a guy rests his hand or head on the wall in front of him while peeing over the toilet for extra support. Usually necessary when a guy is drunk, tired or just needs to achieve an optimum peeing angle.

Sam: "I was so wasted last night I couldn't stand upright while peeing, so I had to resort to urinforcement"

by just like honey March 16, 2016

Peggy Sue

Street slang for a small gun. Usually a .22 caliber pistol.

Named Peggy Sue Thomas, the former beauty queen who was an accomplice in a murder.

Used in songs by Rihanna and Jay-Z

"You better back up before he pull out that Peggy Sue"

"It's a .22. I call her Peggy Sue"

by just like honey July 2, 2019

Hoe Hours

A window of time during the day during which it is safest to be a hoe. This is usually 12:00 am - 2:00 am, given the sneaky nature of the action.

During these hours, hoe activity reaches peak traffic. This is the best time to request a hoe.

"It's gonna be hoe hour soon. I better pack an extra pair of undies."

"One day he says he wants to be my boyfriend, the next day he's calling me in the hoe hours of the morning."

by just like honey February 16, 2020

People of size

Politically correct term for people who are obese or overweight.

Used to avoid the scientific and medical implications, whose truths may be too confrontational.

Often used to piggyback off the sympathy from similar terms such as "People of color", a legitimately discriminated group.

Doctor: "Your current weight qualifies you as 'obese'. We can help you return to a healthy weight."
Patient: "That won't be necessary because I'm not obese, I'm 'people of size'."

by just like honey February 16, 2020