john's definitions

Neopets

a game that will take over your life if you allow it to.

basically, you make a pet.
a weird little creature that might resemble a flamingo or penguin.
then you play these addicting games to get "neopoints" which pay for your pet's food. But you don't have to feed it. The fucking things never die, anyways.
And then theres chat boards, "shops" and other stuff.
I once had 500,000 neopoints but my account got frozen because they thought I hacked onto other peoples accounts. Wtf.

Sally: Do you still go on Neopets?
Amos: :chuckle: Yeah! Its flippin' sweet.

by John December 27, 2004

squidhammer

A male who has a very large penis on his knee, whenever he walks he is pretty much wanking, so he is easy to follow and track (follow the trial of semen)

Omg squidhammer has a large penis, pitty its on his knee!.

by John June 28, 2003

barney

A Boston, USA, street term for hippie, vegetarian college kids phisheads. They dress like they just came off a farm yard barn milking the cows. barney singular, barneys plural.

Those white college kids renting the upstairs apartment appear to be barneys.

by john January 2, 2005

suv

SUV: Driven most the massess cause they are so gullible and believe they have a need to drive a land yacht of a vehicle that get's 9mpg and is tottaly un-safe that's trendy!!! Mostly seen driven by Angry Soccer Moms, Angry Wall Street Dads, And Other Suburban Status Whores(aka middle class, upper middle class and the rich).

Look at that moron driving that SUV, doesn't he know it's unsafe.

by John April 5, 2005

slugger

a stream of snot shot from ones nose

I shot a slugger across the room.

by John July 10, 2004

quiming

is in much the same league as felching although quiming refers to a lady

after i had ejaculated i gave her a good quiming

by john December 4, 2004

and a half

To emphasis or exaggerate a quality or characteristic

She is a bitch and a half!

by John January 6, 2004