john's definitions

DeNeve Plaza

The dorm at UCLA where all the rich kids live because god forbid they live in a place where they don't have a maid to clean up after them, or their own private bathroom, or air-conditioning.

I hate those rich kids that live in the Acacia buiding of DeNeve Plaza.

by John May 13, 2004

george w. bush

man who in 1989 said himself he was a little rich kid who's only done little unimportant jobs for his dad and should not be elected for even a mayor position.

george w. bush shouldn't have been elected for president.

by john June 6, 2004

Butt Mustard

The tangy yellow spread secreted from the anus during copulation - often used as a spread on chicken sandwiches.

Man, gimme some more of that butt mustard yo, my sandwich is dry.

by John November 12, 2003

asschap

the burning red ring that occurs around your asspucker after eating the worst of worst spicy foods, after you have already shit 4 or 5 times.

OMG... i got the worst asschap from that mexican food last night!

by John May 13, 2005

ass cave

When an rectum is so stretched out from anal sex that you can shine a flashlight inside and see terds.

Forte gets turned on by a rotten ass cave.

by John December 26, 2003

Kupfner

Incest, Inbreeding

You probably fuck your mom you kupfner

by John March 14, 2004

scrumdiddilyumptious

when something is very tasty

that belgian waffle looks scrumdiddilyumptious!!!

by john February 18, 2003