john's definitions

nissan

1. In extremely innovative and ground breaking company that slowly began to (until recently) release boring, generic, water-downed, and de-tuned vehicles to North America.

2. A company; that despite tremendous enthusiasm and support, refuses to release outstanding vehicles such as the Skyline, Silvia, and GTi-R in North America.

Instead of the awesome sr20det powered Silvia, I'm stuck with this ka24de powered 240SX P.O.S.

by John September 1, 2004

Dirty Shahidi

When you go to take a shit and it comes out lime green.

Sam when to shit but left a "Dirty Shahidi" as he looked in the toilet.

by John March 2, 2004

anime

Japanese animation not porn. Anime porn is called hentai.

joe love to watch anime on cartoon network

by John March 8, 2005

bronxville

A suburb of New York located 2 1/2 miles north of the Bronx. Is a village of the Town of Eastchester. Cost of living is almost as expensive as Manhattan.

Rent across the Bronx River from Bronxville in Yonkers is like half as much.

by John December 3, 2003

dirt nap

to be dead

Where's grandma?
Taking a dirt nap.

by John March 6, 2003

townie

A person who enjoys hanging round in small-large groups on street corners and ask for 20p 'to use the phone box' or 'to get home' (despite it being popular knowledge that they live a few yards away). They often cease their actions if you outsmart them by calling them words like 'torglodite' in which case they simply say 'aw brass' and walk off.

Typical townie - grunger convo:

Townie: Eh wot come 'ere
Grunger:.....
Townie Ah blad set me 20p to use the phone box
Grunger: i dont have 20p
Townie: i KNOW u got papes, jump up and down blad.
Grunger: .....
Townie: ehhhhhhh brass wot phones u got?
Grunger: walks off muttering 'shut the f*ck up

by John March 15, 2004

Olumed

A word originating from a furniture company in Upstate New York named Olum's that is known for paying low wages and treating their employees like crap.. Meaning, getting screwed and treated like shit

Ex. I really got olumed on my raise today, all i got was a 25 cent raise..

by John March 14, 2004