john's definitions
by john July 21, 2003
Get the dumbassmug. 1. A beautiful texas girl in John's eyes who teases him and he will never get; one day John calls her a whore and the next day he's trying to go out with her.
A.K.A. - Kelsie
A.K.A. - Kelsie
by John March 31, 2005
Get the Niagra Fallsmug. A person whose attempt at intelligence fails spectacularly. Usually used sarcastically in the phrase "what a brainiac".
by John May 12, 2004
Get the brainiacmug. Usually said in describing a male who frequents the gym obsessively and only is concerned with "getting big", and who possesses little or no other qualities or personality.
"Yo John, look at those meat heads over there on the bench press. I bet their nuts are the size of M&Ms after all the steroids they've taken."
by John December 22, 2004
Get the meat headmug. by John February 11, 2005
Get the A2Omug. by John September 13, 2003
Get the Hoody Hoomug. Comes from a Marilyn Manson track. Means a man that is hated by everyone, but lives his life with no regret.
by John November 3, 2004
Get the TMTYFmug.