jiM's definitions

jew lawyer

A jew lawyer is one that will win at any costs. Speaking as a jew myself it is a known fact.

Honey, you should get a jew lawyer so we can sue Wal Mart

by Jim June 18, 2006

Kev

A kev is a total twat who thinks he's it. He usually wears trainers with springs on them (Called Nike Shox) and Scottish Kilt clothing like Burberry. They have a huge vendetta against rockers (who rule may I add:-D)and will get any chance to start on them. They are scrawny and scatty little tramps who think theyre 10 ft (theyre really 4ft) tall and 250 lbs and usually start on u when theyre with a group of friends. For example - Year 8 boy, 4ft 6ins "Yo star! You biggin up to me?" you are a 5ft 6ins guy - you dont need to.

You have to admire these kids in a way - there bravery, courage, lack of dick, lack of strength and of course, referring to my example, lack of height. If you know anyone hoo is indeed, a kev, use this definition to make him realise his place

BASED ON A TRUE STORY
Rocker boy walking along the street, gang of 15 kevs come over
"Yo, what u sayin bout ma mom?"
"Er...nuffin u prik"
"Dont b cheeky"
"Shut up"
KEVS IN UNISON
"oooooooooooooooo, dont let him cheek u lk that!"
**rocker lashes out, kev starts cryin**
"Im gonna get my big brother on u n ur family!"
Cowardly innit?

by Jim March 6, 2005

Geoffrey (abv. Geoff)

Slang term for cannabis. Originated in Beenham, Berkshire.

Example: Would you like to meet Geoff later? Have you seen Geoff recently?

by Jim February 13, 2005

lengdary

To get assraped by a gang of muslims

The priest walked into a mosque and was totally lengdary

by jim October 17, 2003

facebook

a stalkers dream come true

facebook addict #1: dude you know that hot girl who lives upstairs, i totally got her screen name and cell phone number off of facebook
facebook addict #2: awesome, now you can totally stalk her

by jim March 8, 2005

chevere

Puerto Rican word for Good.

Anything you like, you can say que chevere. Kinda like cool.

by Jim May 13, 2005

dogpile

a search engine that helps you find what you need like porn, music,wrestling.

i searched on dogpile and found some great naked hot girls.

by jiM March 12, 2005