32 definitions by jerryblank
Funniest show to come out on comedy central. Staring Jerry Blank a middle-age women who goes back to highschool in an effort to finally graduate.Best watched when drunk.
by jerryblank May 16, 2005
by jerryblank May 13, 2005
The 80's was the greatest period for music. Hall and Oates were the king and queen of this era with their song "Out of touch".
by jerryblank May 16, 2005
Another name for people with bad acne. The acne is so bad b/c they drink pop all day and rub beef jerky all over their face.
by jerryblank May 13, 2005
"How soon is now" is the greatest song known to man even though it is the national anthem for homosexuals. The Smiths made this song during their prime and many less talented artists have tried to replicate it ever since.
"You shut your mouth
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way
I am human and i need to be loved
Just like everbody else does"
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way
I am human and i need to be loved
Just like everbody else does"
by jerryblank May 16, 2005
I rather use tin can phones then use their service. They have a dozen monkeys and a turtle in charge of their billing and thousands of towel heads working in customer service.
Friend-"Dude how'd you get that much money back"
Me-"Shh, because a dozen monkeys and a turtle are incharge of their billing."
Me-"Shh, because a dozen monkeys and a turtle are incharge of their billing."
by jerryblank May 16, 2005
by jerryblank June 2, 2005