j.'s definitions

the precious

1. n., a synonym for the One Ring of Power forged by the Dark Lord Sauron in J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings series of tales.
2. (var) "my precious"; an utterence which statest the presence of a possesed, supposed ownership of the One Ring; indicative of submission to the Ring's power.

by J. October 30, 2003

indian movie

I was there, it freggin stunk.

If you dont believe me, you can watch our Indian Movie for yourself.

by J. November 1, 2003

Zombotomy

The process or action of having ones brain comsumed by a zombie.

We had to flee the infestation, else we'd all be zombotomy victims.

by J. March 11, 2005

lipstick

stuff on or around your mouth (i.e. food, crap, toothpaste, etc.)

Hey Fred what is with your lipstick
(translation: Fred you got shit on your face)

by J. April 2, 2003

saget

dork, aka Bob Saget

You look like a saget in those velcro shoes

by J. April 2, 2003

diaper gravy

phrase from the movie "Baby Geniuses"; refers to the nasty contents of a stinky diaper.

I had to wipe the diaper gravy off of my hand when I changed Andrew's diaper last night!

by J. August 28, 2004

re-dead

The state resulting from the death of something that had previously become undead.

Lets say you shot a zombie, for instance, it would then be, re-dead.

by J. August 24, 2004