j.'s definitions

firestarter

small debris, wood, newspaper, people, etc. used to create a conflagration
or alternately alcohol

We need some firestarter to burn this bitch down (translation: we either need kindling to literally burn the place down, or we need some alcohol to get this party started.)

by J. April 2, 2003

prank call

also known as "crank call"
A call you make to a stranger in which you say random things.

Mrs.Funk: Hello?
Me: Are you funk-ay?
Mrs.Funk: What?
Me: Are you funkay?
Mrs.Funk: What?
. .. . . . . . . . . *dead silence*

by J. August 28, 2004

hoopshot

Taking a girl in the arse!

I got a hoopshot last night

by J. August 13, 2003

harvard

Princeton's nerdy, unathletic brother.

I was going to go to Princeton, but i'm fat and I'd rather not have fun in college, so I'll go to Harvard.

by J. March 18, 2005

Jigger

A correctional officer or police officer. Often used by inmates when watching for officers. Shooting jiggers means to watch for officers.

Hey get up on the bunk and shoot jiggers.

by J. October 30, 2004

GhostBear

Dont fuck with this one....Mentally unstable and a barbaric hell-slaughter of rage and hatred.

Picture the weight of the world charging at you @ 4000 mph!!!

by J. January 17, 2004

pimpin in the woods

Acting like a thug/pimp/playa in a rural setting

"We were pimpin in the woods, we were blowin out our tires" --Skin on "What it's Like EP

by J. April 2, 2003