j.'s definitions

prank call

also known as "crank call"
A call you make to a stranger in which you say random things.

Mrs.Funk: Hello?
Me: Are you funk-ay?
Mrs.Funk: What?
Me: Are you funkay?
Mrs.Funk: What?
. .. . . . . . . . . *dead silence*

by J. August 28, 2004

firestarter

small debris, wood, newspaper, people, etc. used to create a conflagration
or alternately alcohol

We need some firestarter to burn this bitch down (translation: we either need kindling to literally burn the place down, or we need some alcohol to get this party started.)

by J. April 2, 2003

indian movie

I was there, it freggin stunk.

If you dont believe me, you can watch our Indian Movie for yourself.

by J. November 1, 2003

lipstick

stuff on or around your mouth (i.e. food, crap, toothpaste, etc.)

Hey Fred what is with your lipstick
(translation: Fred you got shit on your face)

by J. April 2, 2003

saget

dork, aka Bob Saget

You look like a saget in those velcro shoes

by J. April 2, 2003

russian

getting drunk on vodka

I've got a fifth of Popov and I'm about to get russian

by J. April 2, 2003

Zombotomy

The process or action of having ones brain comsumed by a zombie.

We had to flee the infestation, else we'd all be zombotomy victims.

by J. March 11, 2005