j.'s definitions

harvard

Princeton's nerdy, unathletic brother.

I was going to go to Princeton, but i'm fat and I'd rather not have fun in college, so I'll go to Harvard.

by J. March 18, 2005

hoopshot

Taking a girl in the arse!

I got a hoopshot last night

by J. August 13, 2003

Eminem/Slim Shady/Marshall Mathers

Maybe the best rapper ever. Despite being white, (in songs like "White America" and other places, a question is raised as to whether this may be BECAUSE of, instead of DESPITE being white) Eminem has sold more than any other hip-hop artist ever. He started off poor in Detroit, and released two Albums to no real breakout success - "Infinity" and "The Slim Shady EP". Then he was discovered by Dr. Dre, and soon released "The Slim Shady LP" under a actual record label - a first for him. He has since gone on to sell over 80 million with subsequent "The Marshal Mathers LP", "The Eminem Show", and "Encore", among other side projects. There was a movie based on his early life, 8 Mile.

Eminem may not have had an impact on the formation of today's rap like 2pac did, but when all is said and done, he's probably changed it more.

by J. May 13, 2005

re-dead

The state resulting from the death of something that had previously become undead.

Lets say you shot a zombie, for instance, it would then be, re-dead.

by J. August 24, 2004

diaper gravy

phrase from the movie "Baby Geniuses"; refers to the nasty contents of a stinky diaper.

I had to wipe the diaper gravy off of my hand when I changed Andrew's diaper last night!

by J. August 28, 2004

the precious

1. n., a synonym for the One Ring of Power forged by the Dark Lord Sauron in J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings series of tales.
2. (var) "my precious"; an utterence which statest the presence of a possesed, supposed ownership of the One Ring; indicative of submission to the Ring's power.

by J. October 30, 2003

pimpin in the woods

Acting like a thug/pimp/playa in a rural setting

"We were pimpin in the woods, we were blowin out our tires" --Skin on "What it's Like EP

by J. April 2, 2003