iceman 69's definitions
(im-bi-sill-i-nater) n. Any device used to perform a task designed to simulate exercise but in truth, nothing is being accomplished other than looking like an imbecile. Any alleged workout machine or device that has the imbecile rock back and forth without accomplishing anymore than a child would on a swing-set.
That guy is 100 pounds overweight and instead of getting on the Human Hamster Wheel and actually burning real calories, he's swinging back and forth on that imbecilenator and is completely wasting his time.
"I did 45 minutes on the treadmill and then pretended to keep working out by rocking back and forth on that imbecilenator. I should have just stayed on the Human Hamster Wheel and actually worked out for real."
An ab-roller is guaranteed to accomplish nothing other than make you look like an idiot. Don't waste your time rocking back and forth on that imbecilenator. Get on the stair-master and sweat for real you imbecile!
"I did 45 minutes on the treadmill and then pretended to keep working out by rocking back and forth on that imbecilenator. I should have just stayed on the Human Hamster Wheel and actually worked out for real."
An ab-roller is guaranteed to accomplish nothing other than make you look like an idiot. Don't waste your time rocking back and forth on that imbecilenator. Get on the stair-master and sweat for real you imbecile!
by iceman 69 April 12, 2015
Get the Imbecilenatormug. Adj. When a lousy fisherman holds a fish closer to the camera to make the fish look larger. He is superfishal.
by iceman 69 September 30, 2022
Get the Superfishalmug. Hatemail is armor constructed by a prisoner and made from the thousands of hateful letters sent to them by their victim's family. The hate filled letters are so many in number that the prisoner has a steady supply of materials with which to forge the hatemail. Similar to chainmail in form and function, hatemail is used to stop knives, shivs and shanks from piercing vital organs. The hatemail covers the prisoner's abdomen, sternum and chest and is light weight and easy to buiild.
Charles Manson was attacked by a fellow prisoner but his hatemail armor protected him and stopped the shank from entering his flesh. Shannon Tate's family sent Charlie all the supplies he needed to forge the hatemail. The irony is killing them.
by iceman 69 December 29, 2009
Get the hatemailmug. Noun; A beard made of pubic hair and secured to the person's face by semen. The Beard of Lincoln is "given" by a man that ejaculates on their sexual partner's chin and cheeks, then rips a handful of his (or their) pubic hair and sprinkles the hair onto the semen. The semen secures the pubic hair to their face and resembles a beard.
"I busted my load on her chin, ripped out a handful of my pubic hair and threw it on the load." You would reply, "Oh man, you gave her the Beard of Lincoln."
by iceman 69 December 23, 2009
Get the Beard Of Lincolnmug. A condition in which a man's scrotum fuses to his inner thigh due to high humidity or sticky environments.
Not only did I have a horrible case of swampass but I was experiencing fuseball as well.
I forgot to apply baby powder to my nuts before I went jogging and now I have a case of fuseball.
I forgot to apply baby powder to my nuts before I went jogging and now I have a case of fuseball.
by iceman 69 July 18, 2010
Get the fuseballmug. Term used to describe enormous lines of cocaine, methamphetamine, special k, heroin or any other snortable drug. A Rail is used to describe the same thing but in moderate portions. A Trucker Rail is at least double in size. Perhaps as wide as a person's thumb and several inches long. Trucker's are notorious for snorting methamphetamine Trucker Rails to stay awake on long hauls over the road.
1. Tony Montana was so depressed that his only way to cope was to snort Trucker Rails of coke until he was more or less bullet-proof and psychotic.
2. The trucker knew that driving from Maine to California was gonna be a long haul so he snorted a few Trucker Rails of speed to stay awake and alert.
3. With finals approaching, the graduate student had no choice but to snort Trucker Rails of Adderall to keep his edge and stay up for 5 days studying.
2. The trucker knew that driving from Maine to California was gonna be a long haul so he snorted a few Trucker Rails of speed to stay awake and alert.
3. With finals approaching, the graduate student had no choice but to snort Trucker Rails of Adderall to keep his edge and stay up for 5 days studying.
by iceman 69 December 29, 2009
Get the Trucker Railsmug. Idiocism is the unrelenting and persistent mindset that every single person around you is a complete idiot, until they prove otherwise. As an Idiocist, assume that everyone is a moron until they give you evidence to the contrary. Idiocism is a form of personal social cynicism.
My Idiocism is reinforced with each new idiot that I encounter.
I assumed that you were an idiot. After speaking with you and realizing that you were indeed retarded, my vigilant Idiocism has once again proven me right.
Idiocism prevents me from giving these idiots the benefit of the doubt. They are all morons.
I assumed that you were an idiot. After speaking with you and realizing that you were indeed retarded, my vigilant Idiocism has once again proven me right.
Idiocism prevents me from giving these idiots the benefit of the doubt. They are all morons.
by iceman 69 November 30, 2010
Get the Idiocismmug.