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land shark

1.n. An Ultimate term used when, at the end of a game, a male drops his pants, lodges a disc in his butt-crack, and the team carries him around the field cheering "land shark land shark land shark"

2.v. to become a land shark.

1. "No one wanted to lift the land shark above their heads out of fear that his penis would be flogging them all."

2. "I swear, if we win this game, I'm gonna land shark."

by ian November 17, 2004

e-tones

mobile based forum that kicks ass :D

lets go hang out on e-tones!.....

by IAN January 4, 2005

ctm

ctm, acronym of the phrase, "Chuckling To Myself".

Origins circa 1998.

Use arouse from instant messaging through Yahoo! messenger.
Where when realised rarely anyone actually 'Laughs Out Loud' (lol), the more truthful & correctly expressive of ones behaviour 'Chuckling to Myself' was applied to messages instead.

Sean: Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other & says "Dam!"

Pete: ctm

by Ian January 1, 2006