hardhitr3's definitions

Multi-Tabbing

the ability to utilize web surfing with multiple tab browsers

I'm doing some serious multi-tabbing right now, I'm managing my fantasy baseball team, checking my facebook profile, and watching the latest Justin Bieber interview on youtube!

by hardhitr3 July 7, 2011

corporate tab

when you get free drinks at a bar or restaurant because you know the manager or owner

I'm broke but I'm going to the bar tonight cause I got a corporate tab!

by hardhitr3 January 30, 2010

Laundry Cash

money that is found in a washer or dryer that may or may not be yours but if its in the laundry its fair game!

I found a wet 100 dollar bill when i was putting my big brothers clothes, its mine now Got me some laundry cash

by hardhitr3 January 1, 2010

Holiday Text

that inevitable text that you have the urge to send to all your friends including people that you never talk to but you do it anyways because your in the holiday spirit

Happy Thanksgiving! Merry Christmas! and Happy New Year! are prime examples of a Holiday Text

by hardhitr3 January 1, 2010

bad luck guy

that guy that shows up and brings bad luck for the home team in a sporting event; whether its baseball, basketball, football, etc.

Hey Jim, you better leave right now! the last game you came to we lost. Youre the bad luck guy!

by hardhitr3 December 17, 2009

Fart Residue

residue built up from repeatedly farting on any type of object consisting of fabric (clothes, seats, blankets, etc) this leaves a heavy scent of fart in the affected areas

After eating Indian food, I had a massive amount of fart residue in my boxers

by hardhitr3 December 7, 2009

Candy Paint Teeth

a condition caused by lack of dental hygiene. this causes an individuals teeth to change colors accordingly to the color of the food or drink they consume.

man lil chris drank some kool aid and his teeth were red, then he ate some blue sour punch straws and they turned blue. he got them candy paint teeth!

by hardhitr3 November 29, 2009