H.U.F.

When unable to remember the proceedings during which you are blacked out from drinking or drug use, This period of time is known as HUF (Hours Unaccounted For)

"fuck sake man, drank a bottle of jack and banged 3 E's, cant mind a fucking thing, at least 6 H.U.F.”

by gerald fawcett March 03, 2008

susage

a massage that ends up with a blowjob

"Myrtle give me a susage now bitch.. theres a fiver in it for ye"

by Gerald Fawcett March 18, 2008

up your own hole

stuck up, egotistical, opposed to being proven wrong, self obsessed

"dave you're up your own hole"

by gerald fawcett February 22, 2008

Morning Beers

Beers left over from a nites drinking that are drank in the morning after

"Hey Karl.. any morning beers left?"

by Gerald Fawcett March 18, 2008

Scimpy

Someone who acts scummy, whilst simultaneously acting gimpy, may be called scimpy. Either that or an alternative for a complete cunt.

Would ye' ever fuck off ye' wee scimpy bastard ye'.

by Gerald Fawcett February 04, 2008

quonce

a person with the characteristics of a "queer" and/or "ponce"

1. "you know that little gange queer"
2. "yeah mccorkel"
1. "he's such a fucking quonce"
2. "aye lol"

by gerald fawcett December 09, 2008

stotious

irish term for a state of total Inebriation

"fuck sake sir, you're stotious"

by gerald fawcett February 22, 2008