geoff's definitions

ass biscuit

1.fart
2. releasing something smelly out your bum

i just let out an ass biscuit

by Geoff May 30, 2004

frag

Short for fragmentary grenade, a grenade designed to propel shrapnel, generally with an approximate radius of 15 feet.

Throw that frag into the bunker.

by Geoff January 19, 2003

Pirate Surprise

During anal sex with girl friend the man spits on her back so she thinks he jizzed and when she turns around he jizzes on her face and she makes a pirate sneer.

Hey, mom its a pirate surprise!

by Geoff March 14, 2003

editorializing

An edpidemic sweeping urbandictionary.com in at least half of their definitions. Symptoms include putting your own opinion in definitions of concrete nouns, phrases, etc. and belittling the opinion(s) of any and all dissenters.

See Same-Sex Marriage, Scott Peterson, Macintosh, or any other subject that maybe be under even one circumstance a slight bit of a miniscule fraction controversial.

Um....there's also a bit in this definition.

by Geoff July 16, 2008

Slabfest

An annual event held where u start drinking and u don't stop until u have finished a slab

by Geoff June 1, 2003

Joystick

An absolutely vital part of computer gaming.

Have you brought your joystick? No? Go home and fetch it then!

by Geoff July 30, 2003

-age

to add emotion to a word, to emphizie the phrase

the goage to my houseage of me

by geoff March 9, 2003