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A phrase used to downgrade the meaning of any large scale event by plugging the product that sponsors the event.
Brent Musburger with :02 seconds left before Auburn kicks a game winning field goal to win the Tostitos BCS National Championship Game: "This is for all the Tostitos"
by geniusonwheels January 12, 2011
Get the This is for all the Tostitos mug.A scale on which a person is measured by how much they freak out. The more yelling and hair pulling, the higher on the freak-o-meter.
"Dude, my mom's freak-o-meter was going off when I let go of the Wii remote and it hit that antique vase."
by geniusonwheels April 18, 2009
Get the freak-o-meter mug.The fear that a person wearing a white shirt gets when eating a hamburger, hot dog, chicken, etc., that has ketchup.
"It's Jim's lunch break, and I think he has ketchuphobia. He has barely touched his Quarter Pounder, probably because he has that presentation at 3."
by geniusonwheels February 18, 2009
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Get the woodchucknorris mug.The 96-crayon box made by Crayola. This size box is usually bought by parents whose child is yelling because they love coloring.
One parent to another: "We had to buy the Grand Crayon because Susie thinks she is in love with her coloring books."
by geniusonwheels February 3, 2009
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"I just bought Bob that book of Chicago Tribune crossword puzzles. That really oughta tighten his shortz."
by geniusonwheels February 6, 2009
Get the Tighten his shortz mug.The act of placing both of your hands on your head, usually seen by disappointed sports fans. Equivalent of putting hands on hips.
by geniusonwheels November 16, 2010
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