geniusonwheels's definitions
The ultimate way of life, events, and all parts of this world and this universe. Many define part of this with their religion, or any religion can use this as just a metaphysical way to describe fate and sequence of events.
Usually used to describe something very small and unimportant and how it relates to "the big picture".
Usually used to describe something very small and unimportant and how it relates to "the big picture".
Dude to dude: "I mean really, in the grand scheme of the universe, how much is breaking up with Shannon?"
by geniusonwheels September 28, 2009
Get the Grand scheme of the universemug. A phrase used to downgrade the meaning of any large scale event by plugging the product that sponsors the event.
Brent Musburger with :02 seconds left before Auburn kicks a game winning field goal to win the Tostitos BCS National Championship Game: "This is for all the Tostitos"
by geniusonwheels January 12, 2011
Get the This is for all the Tostitosmug. The stream of the word "recalculating" coming from your car's GPS when the car changes direction, loses signal, etc.
"When the car went through that mile long tunnel, our GPS was doing the recalculating rap all the through."
by geniusonwheels April 18, 2009
Get the recalculating rapmug. 1) When playing the board game Trivial Pursuit, you roll a 6 while you are on the hub. With this roll, you can pick the wedge you want to try for, because each wedge is only 6 spaces away.
by geniusonwheels January 11, 2009
Get the Go shoppingmug. To give a crossword fanatic a book which contains puzzles which are much, much harder than the ones they are doing right now. It is named after puzzlemaster Will Shortz.
"I just bought Bob that book of Chicago Tribune crossword puzzles. That really oughta tighten his shortz."
by geniusonwheels February 6, 2009
Get the Tighten his shortzmug. The 96-crayon box made by Crayola. This size box is usually bought by parents whose child is yelling because they love coloring.
One parent to another: "We had to buy the Grand Crayon because Susie thinks she is in love with her coloring books."
by geniusonwheels February 3, 2009
Get the Grand Crayonmug. A scale on which a person is measured by how much they freak out. The more yelling and hair pulling, the higher on the freak-o-meter.
"Dude, my mom's freak-o-meter was going off when I let go of the Wii remote and it hit that antique vase."
by geniusonwheels April 18, 2009
Get the freak-o-metermug.