geniusonwheels's definitions

Lost on LOST

The person who has seen every single episode of the hit TV show LOST sometimes can't even describe what is happening on the show to a person who never watches it. This is usually because they do not understand everything that has happened, even though they are experts.

A: "So let me get this right...You've seen all 4 seasons and you can tell me what happening."

B: "Ummmm. No. Sorry."

A: "You are so Lost on LOST."

by geniusonwheels February 6, 2009

Fmail

An email account that is better than the standard PC email, but not as good as GMail. E.g. Yahoo.

"We can't IM each other because I have some fmail account."

by geniusonwheels April 18, 2009

String break

That unfortunate sound when someone is playing a guitar of any kind, and right in the middle, a string snaps in half.

"That dude was killing that song until he had a string break.

by geniusonwheels February 9, 2009

Grand scheme of the universe

The ultimate way of life, events, and all parts of this world and this universe. Many define part of this with their religion, or any religion can use this as just a metaphysical way to describe fate and sequence of events.

Usually used to describe something very small and unimportant and how it relates to "the big picture".

Dude to dude: "I mean really, in the grand scheme of the universe, how much is breaking up with Shannon?"

by geniusonwheels September 28, 2009

This is for all the Tostitos

A phrase used to downgrade the meaning of any large scale event by plugging the product that sponsors the event.

Brent Musburger with :02 seconds left before Auburn kicks a game winning field goal to win the Tostitos BCS National Championship Game: "This is for all the Tostitos"

by geniusonwheels January 12, 2011

2MX

The year '2010' in Roman numerals. 'M' stands for 1000, and 'X' stands for 10. 'K' stands for 1000, but it isn't Roman numerals, it's metric, like kilo-.

Happy 2MX everyone!

by geniusonwheels January 1, 2010

freak-o-meter

A scale on which a person is measured by how much they freak out. The more yelling and hair pulling, the higher on the freak-o-meter.

"Dude, my mom's freak-o-meter was going off when I let go of the Wii remote and it hit that antique vase."

by geniusonwheels April 18, 2009